Due to recent and sadly disheartening news, I have emerged from the depths of hell to give you a couple updates.
First and most important news, the main family of redemption school will be leaving. This includes Timoya, Phinxy, and Mia. All are very very sad to hear that they will be leaving forever, but mildly interested in what comes to follow. The family will be replaced with a new one in a month or two, sooner if we're lucky. New students, and students leaving are in the upcoming chapters of this story unfolding. Stay tuned for updates
Phyo's shipping corner
Famarii is especially devastated by the family's exit. He has found a strange attachment to all of them. And the question still remains: after they leave, who will Famarii crush on now? Some people say long distance relationship, other say he'll move onto the next clan to come to the school, buts all up in the air.
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Meanwhile, our newest student, the kindergartener, has been deemed a name.....Mickie K. Mickie K has proved herself hazardous, more problematic the better. Phinxy has taken in Mickie K as her apprentice, but upon Phinxy's leave, Mickie K will choose another pier.
And there is your short update on recent affairs. I will now descend back into hell until something goes down.
Wednesday, November 19, 2014
Monday, September 15, 2014
The stricking up of school
Hello, readers, and welcome back to our log about Private School Lunatics! The beloved summer break is over and school has started up again.
New to the school is a Kindergartner, replacing Sophia. Sophia will be missed as a student, but all students are eager for the new Kindergartner.
But after a short week of school, they are more or less surprised by her behavior. She is by far the most rebellious student currently at RLS, attempting to run away multiple times, completely disobeying the teacher, and crawling around on the ground constantly. Most students are less disgusted and more intrigued and entertained by this new student. More on this later.
Today the lunatics Karel and Yako are returning from their trip, they have missed the first week of school, and that is why there is not much to report. School is quiet.
And until the next incident, readers, let's hope you stay alive that long at least.
New to the school is a Kindergartner, replacing Sophia. Sophia will be missed as a student, but all students are eager for the new Kindergartner.
But after a short week of school, they are more or less surprised by her behavior. She is by far the most rebellious student currently at RLS, attempting to run away multiple times, completely disobeying the teacher, and crawling around on the ground constantly. Most students are less disgusted and more intrigued and entertained by this new student. More on this later.
Today the lunatics Karel and Yako are returning from their trip, they have missed the first week of school, and that is why there is not much to report. School is quiet.
And until the next incident, readers, let's hope you stay alive that long at least.
Friday, June 6, 2014
day of the dawn
Hello, it certainly has been a long time. It's now summer break, so I will cease to update. There might be a rare day upon which I might tell a few stories. Other than that, its hiatus time.
We'll start off with a characterization of Sophia, who is the last one.
Sophia, the last and oldest of the lunatics, is in eighth grade. She is constantly trying to murder/hurt/brutally kill people. She does not succeed. She almost never, ever gets her work done and barely squeezed by graduating this year. But she graduated and we will dearly miss her.
Now for a story.....
So one day, Phyo, Mia, Yako, and Karel were hanging out by one of the fences. On the other side of the fences, lives some people and their two very, very angry dogs. Whenever anyone goes over there, they are always there, barking, trying to eat small children. So on this particular day, the dogs were still barking at the group, they ignored the dogs. After a while, Phyo and Yako bent down to look at the small, vicious dogs and asked them what their problem was. To this, they barked and clawed more angrily, as if they were demons from the underworld (which they actually are). Then, the owner of the two dogs came over to the fence when Yako and Phyo hadn't noticed.
"YOU GET AWAY. YOU GET AWAY FROM THE FENCE!!" The old lady shouted. Phyo and Yako looked up, startled. "GET AWAY FROM THE FENCE AND STOP HARASSING MY NICE DOGS!! GO AWAY! GO!! GET AWAY FROM MY NICE DOGS!!" To this Phyo, Yako, Mia, and Karel shuffled quickly away. Excuse me ma'me...but your dogs were harassing them.
But in other news...its...
We'll start off with a characterization of Sophia, who is the last one.
Sophia, the last and oldest of the lunatics, is in eighth grade. She is constantly trying to murder/hurt/brutally kill people. She does not succeed. She almost never, ever gets her work done and barely squeezed by graduating this year. But she graduated and we will dearly miss her.
Now for a story.....
So one day, Phyo, Mia, Yako, and Karel were hanging out by one of the fences. On the other side of the fences, lives some people and their two very, very angry dogs. Whenever anyone goes over there, they are always there, barking, trying to eat small children. So on this particular day, the dogs were still barking at the group, they ignored the dogs. After a while, Phyo and Yako bent down to look at the small, vicious dogs and asked them what their problem was. To this, they barked and clawed more angrily, as if they were demons from the underworld (which they actually are). Then, the owner of the two dogs came over to the fence when Yako and Phyo hadn't noticed.
"YOU GET AWAY. YOU GET AWAY FROM THE FENCE!!" The old lady shouted. Phyo and Yako looked up, startled. "GET AWAY FROM THE FENCE AND STOP HARASSING MY NICE DOGS!! GO AWAY! GO!! GET AWAY FROM MY NICE DOGS!!" To this Phyo, Yako, Mia, and Karel shuffled quickly away. Excuse me ma'me...but your dogs were harassing them.
But in other news...its...
PHYO'S SHIPPING CORNER
So this one is an old time favorite. Of everyone. Everyone likes this pairing. Except Timoya. It is....*drum roll* TimArii! Timoya and Famarii. Basically, Famarii has had a crush on Timoya for the last...8 years. Yeah. But sadly enough, he doesn't have the f-ing balls to do anything about it. C'mon. get a move on. Yako is obviously not budging anytime soon. On the other hand...Timoya hates the very mention of this. She gets very,very upset. In summary, Famarii needs to grow a pair and Timoya needs to open up.
Well, here ends out update, see you next time....or never again.
Monday, April 14, 2014
Day Of The Hairspray (or day 11, what's the difference...)
This is Jackie filling in for the author and I just got detangling spray down my back... :|
Today in the car (ok let's get this straight cause I'm sayin' this once. Jackie's mom drives Phyo and Karen to school on her way to work), Jackie and Phyo were leaning on Karen and Jackie's mom said,"Karen, why don't you just give Phyo a lip smackin'. That will get 'er off." Then Karen was making smoochy noises and a semi-seduced face with the raised eyebrow. Jackie and Phyo quickly leaned to the other end of the car. And then whispered to each other that this is goin' on the blog.
Stories:
Today a RLS veteran (we will just call him Veteran) came by again today. He seems to have something for the sixth grade. Mr. S suggested that he could maybe help out. Veteran said, "Like maybe helping the sixth grade with math." Then Mr. S said that he should go and help Karen cut out egg cartons for a craft. After that he looked semi-disappointed. Timoya is believed to have a "thing" for this Veteran. The second time he came, Timoya walked through the door and she said,"Oh, Veteran's here!!!"
Today in the car (ok let's get this straight cause I'm sayin' this once. Jackie's mom drives Phyo and Karen to school on her way to work), Jackie and Phyo were leaning on Karen and Jackie's mom said,"Karen, why don't you just give Phyo a lip smackin'. That will get 'er off." Then Karen was making smoochy noises and a semi-seduced face with the raised eyebrow. Jackie and Phyo quickly leaned to the other end of the car. And then whispered to each other that this is goin' on the blog.
Future Story:
Tomorrow, Phyo is bringing fruit snacks in her lunch. Then she will give one to Yako and say,"Chew this up and give it to Famaraii and give it to him to eat." So tomorrow get ready for the show.
Oh and by the way, Timoya has been doing so to say "routines" on the monkey bars and get ready for ER stories.
So stay tuned for the show.
Time for.....
Phyo's Shipping Corner!!☻
Hello and welcome to Phyo's shipping corner! *Quirky music plays* Today's ship is: YaMarii ! AKA Yako and Famarii! So basically, this ship is entirely one-sided. Famarii is constantly all over Yako and Yako is totally disturbed by it. Will Yako ever turn? That is the question. Sometimes Yako seems to give in a bit, so who knows, it might happen some time. Famarii really isn't a problem, since he's way too into Yako. Sometimes we wonder if Yako actually knows. Well, now she knows, since she's the only one who reads this. Congrats, Yako, Famarii is pursuing you.
This is your co-host and editor:
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Signing out for the day!!
Come back in......
will you live that long?
Wednesday, April 9, 2014
day 10...I..think
Hello children of the corn! Welcome to Private School Lunatics, it's now day 10! Wow, it's...not been that long really. I bet you were expecting a long, emotional speech. Well, you're not going to get one. Anyway, we'll do the characterizations now.
Our tenth character, youngest of the three sixth graders, is Timoya. She is actually really, really strict. But nice most of the time...sometimes...sometimes not....Anyway! She's also very adventurous. To describe her the best and possible way, she's like a football coach. Really strict and wants you to push your hardest, but also nice when she wants to be. You get the point. Also, Famarii had the biggest crush in the history of ever on Timoya on and off for like.....7 years...yeah..its good.And I'm pretty sure its still going on, but he doesn't like to admit it. Timoya really hates it when anyone talks about it though. You get punished.
Our eleventh character, middle of the sixth graders, is Phyo. She is pretty much the epitome of Luna Lovegood. With a little more crazy mixed in. And orange. She is the main matchmaker and single girl in the school. She is well seasoned in the ways of the internet. She hangs with Shor and Timoya, finding ways to enjoy "the life". She usually ends up waking up at 1 a.m and draws rather drowsily, not knowing what she picks up. She, like many others on the plantation (also known as school) absorbs the weirdness, and rather enjoys it. She finds creative ways to get rid of Karen when necessary.
Our twelfth character, oldest of the sixth graders, is Famarii. You probably hear a lot about him because he's a friggin' jerk. Enough said. Okay, maybe not enough said. He hates Karen and his sister, Shor, no one really knows why. Despite being a jerk and hating people, Famarii is known for having a crush on every single girl in the school at one point. Except for Karen and Shor. Yako? Right now. Jackie? second grade was a weird time...Finxy? Also right now. You see, this is the phenomena of Famarii. By all means do not get caught up in it.
Our tenth character, youngest of the three sixth graders, is Timoya. She is actually really, really strict. But nice most of the time...sometimes...sometimes not....Anyway! She's also very adventurous. To describe her the best and possible way, she's like a football coach. Really strict and wants you to push your hardest, but also nice when she wants to be. You get the point. Also, Famarii had the biggest crush in the history of ever on Timoya on and off for like.....7 years...yeah..its good.And I'm pretty sure its still going on, but he doesn't like to admit it. Timoya really hates it when anyone talks about it though. You get punished.
Our eleventh character, middle of the sixth graders, is Phyo. She is pretty much the epitome of Luna Lovegood. With a little more crazy mixed in. And orange. She is the main matchmaker and single girl in the school. She is well seasoned in the ways of the internet. She hangs with Shor and Timoya, finding ways to enjoy "the life". She usually ends up waking up at 1 a.m and draws rather drowsily, not knowing what she picks up. She, like many others on the plantation (also known as school) absorbs the weirdness, and rather enjoys it. She finds creative ways to get rid of Karen when necessary.
Our twelfth character, oldest of the sixth graders, is Famarii. You probably hear a lot about him because he's a friggin' jerk. Enough said. Okay, maybe not enough said. He hates Karen and his sister, Shor, no one really knows why. Despite being a jerk and hating people, Famarii is known for having a crush on every single girl in the school at one point. Except for Karen and Shor. Yako? Right now. Jackie? second grade was a weird time...Finxy? Also right now. You see, this is the phenomena of Famarii. By all means do not get caught up in it.
Stories for the day:
At recess, we are playing this game where we be our grown-up selves. Here is who:
Finxy:
Super-cool fashion model
Shor:
Devious, yet disastrous chef that cuts off limbs and makes cupcakes out of them....
Karel:
Monkey zoo owner
Anonymous:
sketchy doctor?
Jackie:
Horse trainer by day/ Football quarterback by night
Yako:
Poet/writer and does stand-up comedy
Timoya:
Football coach
Phyo:
voice actor
Famarii:
Stand-up comedian/ baker
Sophia:
Gamestop worker
And then that's it....it's pretty weird if you ask me.
Story time! Gather around children! *cricket's chirping*
So on Friday of last week, Phyo decided to sneak in some Arizona tea to school. They aren't allowed to bring anything but water, so you see the risk. She managed to get it by by putting it into a metal waterbottle so no one could tell what was inside. Once she got to school, she took a sip. Apparently, it had a metallic and slightly sour taste. Phyo reasoned with Sophia that, "If she drank enough of it, she'd get sick and be able to go home." So Phyo chugged the tea willingly, in search of the freedom she thirsted for. After about an hour, she started getting a stomach ache. It was working. In response, she drank more to worsen it so she could leave. (What has school brought children to do these days?) The stomach ache worsened, but not enough for her to leave. She stopped drinking it, because she figured that it was almost the end of the day and she maybe shouldn't do that to herself. Sophia then grabbed the bottle and chugged the Arizona and looked Phyo in the eye, saying, "The tea will bring you home." That is where we now get the phrase, "The tea will bring you home."
Monday, March 31, 2014
The Private school Tuesday special
Today, as a special, we will have pictures of everyone in the school. We'll go youngest to oldest.
Mia:
Karen:
Karel:
Finxy:
Shor:
Anonymous:
Jackie:
Yako:
Timoya:
Famarii:
Phyo:
Sophia:
Mr.S:
Thanks to Yako and Jackie for taking the pictures of everyone! Thanks guys c:
Mia:
Karen:
Karel:
Finxy:
Shor:
Anonymous:
Jackie:
Yako:
Timoya:
Famarii:
Phyo:
Sophia:
Mr.S:
Thanks to Yako and Jackie for taking the pictures of everyone! Thanks guys c:
Thursday, March 27, 2014
*Public announcement*
THIS IS A PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT. We found found some very interesting information. It turns out, surprisingly, that Yako is in fact an old lady. We have been fooled into thinking she was a fifth grader by her appearance, but we have evidence she is an old women.
1. The first piece of evidence takes place when the teacher was reading a boring book to us. Yako, with two pencils and a piece of string, started knitting. She actually got quite far in the project. She made a small square with it. This is enough proof to already know she is an old lady, but we have more.
2. The second, is that Yako frequently watches 'Family Feud', 'Wheel of Fortune', and 'Jeopardy'. Obviously, only old women would watch these kinds of things.
3. The last piece of evidence is that Yako adds obvious comments to an already fruitless conversation. For instance, the sixth and fifth graders were in Home Ec. class. Phyo was sewing on a machine and said, "Danggit, I got my hair stuck in the machine." Yako then added, "Oh, that's bad." Phyo then looked at Yako, confused my her choice of obvious additions to a side comments. Only old ladies do this.
THIS HAS BEEN A PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT
1. The first piece of evidence takes place when the teacher was reading a boring book to us. Yako, with two pencils and a piece of string, started knitting. She actually got quite far in the project. She made a small square with it. This is enough proof to already know she is an old lady, but we have more.
2. The second, is that Yako frequently watches 'Family Feud', 'Wheel of Fortune', and 'Jeopardy'. Obviously, only old women would watch these kinds of things.
3. The last piece of evidence is that Yako adds obvious comments to an already fruitless conversation. For instance, the sixth and fifth graders were in Home Ec. class. Phyo was sewing on a machine and said, "Danggit, I got my hair stuck in the machine." Yako then added, "Oh, that's bad." Phyo then looked at Yako, confused my her choice of obvious additions to a side comments. Only old ladies do this.
THIS HAS BEEN A PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT
Tuesday, March 25, 2014
Day ..9?
Hello ladies, gentlemen, and everything in between. I'm sorry to have been absent the past week, there was a week of spring break. The only really 'event' that happened over the break was that Timoya and Famarii went over to Phyo's house for their movie night. Phyo and Famarii poked each other's stomachs while Timoya tried to focus on the movie. That was it. Anyway, we'll go with three more characters and a few stories.
Our 7th character and one of the three boys is codename Anonymous. He's one of the normals who somehow got in....we don't know how...we don't know how...we don't know how...we don't kn
The 8th character and one of the two fifth graders is Jackie. To put her simply, take an 'American Girl', add a couple flaws, and there you have Jackie. Except we'll go more in depth. Jackie is generally cheerful, but is as competitive as all living heck. You're on the opposite team as her? Get ready for uncalled for arguments, trash-talking, and no friendship from Jackie. If your on her team? No difference. Literally no difference. Jackie seems to like everyone mostly. Except Shor. She hates Shor. Because, like wow GOD FORBID ANYONE TO LIKE SHOR. WOW. Sorry. Jackie's little sister is Karen, who she teases a lot. But if anyone else teases Karen? Smackdown time.
The 9th character and the other fifth grader is Yako. We hear a lot about her because Yako is the description of a dare-devil. Literally. Remember the ice-cone story? Yeah. You get the point. Yako is regrettably the older sister of Karel. She denies his very existence. She's also obsessed with a band call r6. When I say obsessed, I mean obsessed. wow..um..okay..what else...so. hmmmmm Yako is insane...like everyone else in the school....hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm well, that's about it. Oh yes! She's also the only avid reader of this blog. Hello Yako, your probably reading this right now.
And now for two stories.
Well, this is technically an RLS story but...y'know....whatever. So Jackie and Karen had to go over to Phyo's house after school until their parent could pick them up. They were playing 'Wild cats of the safari' in the backyard , or at least that's what Phyo said they were probably playing. Karen was being a male lion and strolled over to Phyo.
'Hey, you wanna get together and...y'know.. mark our own territory if you know what I mean?' *Wink* Karen said to Phyo. There happens to be a trail right behind Phyo's backyard. Many people walk on it. A rather large group of people was walking on it the moment Karen had said it rather loudly. How would you react if you heard a seven year old girl saying that while taking your afternoon walk? Not very well, I suppose.
We will tell a past story of RLS and then one of the present RLS stories.
One day, last year at lunch when someone called Nigel was still in the house of freaks called rls, we came up with a plan. We would all raise our hand when Mr.S would ask who wanted to whipe off the desks. We wouldn't tell Nigel though. Then, he being the only one not raising his hand, would get picked. The signal was Yako knocking on her desk. Somehow, Nigel caught wind of the plan. He asked what we'd do. We told him that we'd all touch our toes. Backup. We had backup. Then after lunch, Mr.S asked who would like to wipe off the desk. Yako knocked on her desk once, and we all raised our hands. Nigel touched his toes. The anticipation was thick in the air. Everyone held their breath. Mr.S slowly walked over the Nigel and handed him the rag. The entire school burst into celebration and cheers. It was a memorable day.
So today and ever since we have been trying this. Most of the time and all the time Mr.S knows the plan already and picks the person who organized it. Which is mostly Yako or Famarii.
Here ends our day. Enjoy, Yako, our only reader.
Our 7th character and one of the three boys is codename Anonymous. He's one of the normals who somehow got in....we don't know how...we don't know how...we don't know how...we don't kn
The 8th character and one of the two fifth graders is Jackie. To put her simply, take an 'American Girl', add a couple flaws, and there you have Jackie. Except we'll go more in depth. Jackie is generally cheerful, but is as competitive as all living heck. You're on the opposite team as her? Get ready for uncalled for arguments, trash-talking, and no friendship from Jackie. If your on her team? No difference. Literally no difference. Jackie seems to like everyone mostly. Except Shor. She hates Shor. Because, like wow GOD FORBID ANYONE TO LIKE SHOR. WOW. Sorry. Jackie's little sister is Karen, who she teases a lot. But if anyone else teases Karen? Smackdown time.
The 9th character and the other fifth grader is Yako. We hear a lot about her because Yako is the description of a dare-devil. Literally. Remember the ice-cone story? Yeah. You get the point. Yako is regrettably the older sister of Karel. She denies his very existence. She's also obsessed with a band call r6. When I say obsessed, I mean obsessed. wow..um..okay..what else...so. hmmmmm Yako is insane...like everyone else in the school....hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm well, that's about it. Oh yes! She's also the only avid reader of this blog. Hello Yako, your probably reading this right now.
And now for two stories.
Well, this is technically an RLS story but...y'know....whatever. So Jackie and Karen had to go over to Phyo's house after school until their parent could pick them up. They were playing 'Wild cats of the safari' in the backyard , or at least that's what Phyo said they were probably playing. Karen was being a male lion and strolled over to Phyo.
'Hey, you wanna get together and...y'know.. mark our own territory if you know what I mean?' *Wink* Karen said to Phyo. There happens to be a trail right behind Phyo's backyard. Many people walk on it. A rather large group of people was walking on it the moment Karen had said it rather loudly. How would you react if you heard a seven year old girl saying that while taking your afternoon walk? Not very well, I suppose.
We will tell a past story of RLS and then one of the present RLS stories.
One day, last year at lunch when someone called Nigel was still in the house of freaks called rls, we came up with a plan. We would all raise our hand when Mr.S would ask who wanted to whipe off the desks. We wouldn't tell Nigel though. Then, he being the only one not raising his hand, would get picked. The signal was Yako knocking on her desk. Somehow, Nigel caught wind of the plan. He asked what we'd do. We told him that we'd all touch our toes. Backup. We had backup. Then after lunch, Mr.S asked who would like to wipe off the desk. Yako knocked on her desk once, and we all raised our hands. Nigel touched his toes. The anticipation was thick in the air. Everyone held their breath. Mr.S slowly walked over the Nigel and handed him the rag. The entire school burst into celebration and cheers. It was a memorable day.
So today and ever since we have been trying this. Most of the time and all the time Mr.S knows the plan already and picks the person who organized it. Which is mostly Yako or Famarii.
Here ends our day. Enjoy, Yako, our only reader.
Monday, March 10, 2014
day.... something or other :)
well as a trusted servant, I have randomly pushed the writer off the computer and started to fill in the blog. this is jackie speaking. well, i am hear to tell about the "plag" rage at school. plag, the trusted sport which is pretty much flag with a pin instead of flag. the teams are....... team red: famaraii, jackie, yako, and karen. team blue timoya, karel, shor, "anonymous" , and finxie. team red is winning 13-1. it's not as bad as it sounds. things are getting somewhat feisty outside of recess. friendship is not going to be demolished......don't worry.
anything other than that: from jackie's POV: famaraii and yako ship..........
think about it. famaraii had said multiple times," i want to marry her in finxie's house and live in her basement for a couple years............." it is great.
well that is it for a while............until next time......
this is jackie, filling (ok not filling in more like pushing off the computer) in for "the writer".
-Jackie☻
anything other than that: from jackie's POV: famaraii and yako ship..........
think about it. famaraii had said multiple times," i want to marry her in finxie's house and live in her basement for a couple years............." it is great.
well that is it for a while............until next time......
this is jackie, filling (ok not filling in more like pushing off the computer) in for "the writer".
-Jackie☻
Thursday, February 27, 2014
Day 7
Here we are, day 7, 9th story. It is I, your host, %̛̽̊̄ͫͣ̐ͣ͐͏̴͏̝͈͎̮̙̝̗̘̯̳͎&̵͎̞͙̪͑͋̂̾̽ͯ̄̚@̷̠̝̹̟̺͙̮͎͖̤̍͆͌ͪ́̋ͭ̀́́#̸̧̛̠̙͇͕͙̰̼̟̝͉͔̫̗̖ͨ̿͊̔͋̆͑̐̅ͭ̍̀͑͐̀͂̂ͩ͘ . I'm doing it a bit earlier than usual, because,well, its pretty boring being a supernatural celestial vaporized genderless being thats haunting a small private school. So I'll start off with the character descriptions and have a couple stories.
The third youngest student, Karel, is one of the three boys in the school. Karel is in fourth grade. If you pour a monkey, crack, a raccoon, a machete sugar, two eggs, and some hallucinogenic drugs into a pot, you get Karel. If anybody on the internet complains about something that people do, Karel probably does it. Aaaand thats pretty much it. Except for one thing....he is (probably) the only friend of codename anonymous. So since he is around anonymous all the time...there are some glitches in his system. But we don't talk about that. Never talk about that.
The fourth youngest student, Finxy, is also in fourth grade. She is the sweetest girl you will ever know. But one step on her bad side or you annoy her, she turns into a little nasty spitfire. NEVER get on Finxy's bad side. And no one does. EXCEPT Karen.....let's just say she gets a little needy and Finxy gets pissed....really pissed. The reason no one is on her bad side is because every one loves Finxy. Everyone is immediately on her side, whether the situation is against her. At least everyone but her sister, Timoya, who starts the argument in the first place. Another thing about Finxy, she is stick thin. I'm not kidding you, she is the epitome of skinny, but she's as healthy as anybody else. She must have majestic powers.
The fifth youngest student and sixth character, Shor, is the oldest of the fourth graders. Shor is clingy, bizarre, and all around a lunatic. Despite fitting into the lunatic mold, she is by far the most picked on student. Most of it influenced by the teacher, Mr.S, who picks on her the most. She mostly hangs around Timoya and Phyo because they're the only ones who notice Mr.S's cruelty and stand up for her. She is the sister to Famarii, and previous lunatic Buri. For some reason, Shor seems to be on the ground at least once a day. Maybe its her home. Maybe she originated from the ground. Who knows.
Now that thats done, we have the stories....which are only two.
During lunch, Phyo was eating her fruit. She held up a piece of papaya and exclaimed, "Wow, I have papaya!" Famarii quickly turned around.
"I love papaya." Famarii said eagerly.
"Well, its all mine." Phyo declared and but the papaya off of the fork, part of it falling off. Famarii dived to floor in 0.2 seconds and shoved the peace in his mouth. He let out a roar of victory as juice dripped down his chin. Phyo watched in amazement and awe.
During recess, not many people went out because it was raining. Yako and Timoya were playing baseball, Karel was in and out of the game. Jackie, Phyo, and Shor were watching. Famarii started coming towards them, hunched over, and screaming, "HARVEST! HARVEST!" In a raspy voice. Then he started clawing at them, still screaming. Phyo quickly held her hand out to Shor, "Shor, we need to square-dance." She said. Shor and Phyo started terribly square-dancing even though they didn't know how to. Famarii almost immediately screamed, "HARVEST!" and flopped into the middle of them. He then proceeded to beat Shor, screaming, "SQUARE-DANCE! SQUARE-DANCE!" Phyo pulled Famarii off of Shor and they ran away with Jackie trailing after. They then started square-dancing again. The cycle repeated five more times.
And here it ends. Right here. Good-bye. I leave now...no....NOW...wait..no I have to get on the next wave of conscious....And...oh, wait I missed that one...Okay...another one is coming...good-bye re
The third youngest student, Karel, is one of the three boys in the school. Karel is in fourth grade. If you pour a monkey, crack, a raccoon, a machete sugar, two eggs, and some hallucinogenic drugs into a pot, you get Karel. If anybody on the internet complains about something that people do, Karel probably does it. Aaaand thats pretty much it. Except for one thing....he is (probably) the only friend of codename anonymous. So since he is around anonymous all the time...there are some glitches in his system. But we don't talk about that. Never talk about that.
The fourth youngest student, Finxy, is also in fourth grade. She is the sweetest girl you will ever know. But one step on her bad side or you annoy her, she turns into a little nasty spitfire. NEVER get on Finxy's bad side. And no one does. EXCEPT Karen.....let's just say she gets a little needy and Finxy gets pissed....really pissed. The reason no one is on her bad side is because every one loves Finxy. Everyone is immediately on her side, whether the situation is against her. At least everyone but her sister, Timoya, who starts the argument in the first place. Another thing about Finxy, she is stick thin. I'm not kidding you, she is the epitome of skinny, but she's as healthy as anybody else. She must have majestic powers.
The fifth youngest student and sixth character, Shor, is the oldest of the fourth graders. Shor is clingy, bizarre, and all around a lunatic. Despite fitting into the lunatic mold, she is by far the most picked on student. Most of it influenced by the teacher, Mr.S, who picks on her the most. She mostly hangs around Timoya and Phyo because they're the only ones who notice Mr.S's cruelty and stand up for her. She is the sister to Famarii, and previous lunatic Buri. For some reason, Shor seems to be on the ground at least once a day. Maybe its her home. Maybe she originated from the ground. Who knows.
Now that thats done, we have the stories....which are only two.
During lunch, Phyo was eating her fruit. She held up a piece of papaya and exclaimed, "Wow, I have papaya!" Famarii quickly turned around.
"I love papaya." Famarii said eagerly.
"Well, its all mine." Phyo declared and but the papaya off of the fork, part of it falling off. Famarii dived to floor in 0.2 seconds and shoved the peace in his mouth. He let out a roar of victory as juice dripped down his chin. Phyo watched in amazement and awe.
During recess, not many people went out because it was raining. Yako and Timoya were playing baseball, Karel was in and out of the game. Jackie, Phyo, and Shor were watching. Famarii started coming towards them, hunched over, and screaming, "HARVEST! HARVEST!" In a raspy voice. Then he started clawing at them, still screaming. Phyo quickly held her hand out to Shor, "Shor, we need to square-dance." She said. Shor and Phyo started terribly square-dancing even though they didn't know how to. Famarii almost immediately screamed, "HARVEST!" and flopped into the middle of them. He then proceeded to beat Shor, screaming, "SQUARE-DANCE! SQUARE-DANCE!" Phyo pulled Famarii off of Shor and they ran away with Jackie trailing after. They then started square-dancing again. The cycle repeated five more times.
And here it ends. Right here. Good-bye. I leave now...no....NOW...wait..no I have to get on the next wave of conscious....And...oh, wait I missed that one...Okay...another one is coming...good-bye re
Tuesday, February 25, 2014
Day 6
Hello readers. It is not your host this time, its actually your host , #̷̘͈̞̦͙̞͚̲̋͑ͪ͊̓̂ͥͧ̎ͩ̍ͫ̑̂̚͡%̶̱̻͈̫͙͚͈̝͎̣͓̯̱̥͊͐̄̄ͥ͋ͦ̽̆̒ͭ̍̊̈́̾͗̽ͣ͐́̕͜ͅ&̨̮̮̗̫͓̭̻͇̫͕͇̙ͣͪ͑ͫ̿͗͒̕͜͞͡@̿̍̉͆͑̈ͭ̔ͫ̌͐ͩ̚͜҉͚̖̠͎͕͚̞̜̮̱̮̗̖̮̯͚͘͜͜ͅ , speaking.
At the School, Iowa Basics Tests were given out through the entirety of last week. Nothing really happened. Yako was sick for three days of it, but, nothing else. That is why I have decided to do a quick character description for each character. Three everyday. We will start with the teacher, the youngest, and the second youngest.
The teacher, Mr.S, is the in charge of all twelve children. All children are trying to push him into insanity, which is working. Mr.S is a bachelor living in a trailer behind the school. Because of his limited contact with people, he tells the children entire personal life. Like if he lost weight, if he got a new dishwasher, etc. On the topic of insanity, Mr.S has one thing that he says most often, "Sh-Sh-Sh". He says this sometimes when no one is even talking he'll say this. Some even have a theory that he says it in his sleep and throughout the day when everyone is gone from school. Phyo even made up a picture of him sitting in an abandoned school house, slumped over and quietly whispering, "Sh-Sh-Sh" over and over and occasionally telling the non-existent students to be quiet. This is normal and healthy for students express things like this.
The youngest student, Mia, is in Kindergarten. She is generally a happy-go-lucky six year old. Sometimes,she can be horrifying. Like laughing manically and repetitively saying 'mama'. She also calls everything cute. I'm not kidding, everything. She's quite stubborn when it comes to some things. Also, at least everyone is pretty sure, she has a crush on all three boys in the school. Amazing. For some reason, Mr.S doesn't seem to like her. Mia gets in trouble alot for really stupid reasons. She is, overall, a true lunatic.
The second youngest student, Karen, is in 2nd grade. Karen can sometimes be bossy, because being second most picked on students in RLS requires defense. She is probably the most normal student by far. The runner up would be Jackie, her sister. She constantly is attached to Finxy, who most of the time brushes her off. 'Being the youngest is the hardest job in a family' some say. This would apply. Even though she is not the youngest, Karen is dumped with all the bad parts of being the smallest, all the good parts left out and given to Mia. She is also supposed to be the teacher's pet, or just the one who misbehaves the least.
This concludes our day of RLS. Enjoy your lives while you can, and good night.
At the School, Iowa Basics Tests were given out through the entirety of last week. Nothing really happened. Yako was sick for three days of it, but, nothing else. That is why I have decided to do a quick character description for each character. Three everyday. We will start with the teacher, the youngest, and the second youngest.
The teacher, Mr.S, is the in charge of all twelve children. All children are trying to push him into insanity, which is working. Mr.S is a bachelor living in a trailer behind the school. Because of his limited contact with people, he tells the children entire personal life. Like if he lost weight, if he got a new dishwasher, etc. On the topic of insanity, Mr.S has one thing that he says most often, "Sh-Sh-Sh". He says this sometimes when no one is even talking he'll say this. Some even have a theory that he says it in his sleep and throughout the day when everyone is gone from school. Phyo even made up a picture of him sitting in an abandoned school house, slumped over and quietly whispering, "Sh-Sh-Sh" over and over and occasionally telling the non-existent students to be quiet. This is normal and healthy for students express things like this.
The youngest student, Mia, is in Kindergarten. She is generally a happy-go-lucky six year old. Sometimes,she can be horrifying. Like laughing manically and repetitively saying 'mama'. She also calls everything cute. I'm not kidding, everything. She's quite stubborn when it comes to some things. Also, at least everyone is pretty sure, she has a crush on all three boys in the school. Amazing. For some reason, Mr.S doesn't seem to like her. Mia gets in trouble alot for really stupid reasons. She is, overall, a true lunatic.
The second youngest student, Karen, is in 2nd grade. Karen can sometimes be bossy, because being second most picked on students in RLS requires defense. She is probably the most normal student by far. The runner up would be Jackie, her sister. She constantly is attached to Finxy, who most of the time brushes her off. 'Being the youngest is the hardest job in a family' some say. This would apply. Even though she is not the youngest, Karen is dumped with all the bad parts of being the smallest, all the good parts left out and given to Mia. She is also supposed to be the teacher's pet, or just the one who misbehaves the least.
This concludes our day of RLS. Enjoy your lives while you can, and good night.
Tuesday, February 11, 2014
Day...5? 6? five I think
Hello nonexistent readers. Its been a while since I've updated, but, I hope you'll forgive me. There has been one notable story though I will now tell you about. This is Yako and Phyo's snow cone adventure.
It was Monday, third recess. there was a lot of snow on the ground still from Sunday. Looking at the snow, Yako said, "I wish we could make snow cones..."
"Well, we had snow cone syrup in the kitchen." Phyo said. They looked at eachother, the exact same thought passing through their heads.
" Let's do it." Yako said, grinning. They sneaked passed the teacher, Mr.S, and into the shoe and coat area. "Okay, I'll go get the snow, you wait for me and find the syrup." Yako ordered to Phyo. Phyo agreed. After a couple minutes, Phyo went to go find Yako because it was taking too long. Apparently, it was hard to find clean snow, and Jackie was urging Yako not to do it. Since Mr.S was near the door, they sent Karel to distract him. Yako and Phyo slipped into the building again, unnoticed.
"Okay, we can't do it here. We'll do it in the girls bathroom." Phyo said to Yako. Yako headed to the girls bathroom while Phyo searched for the syrup. Sophia was inside for recess since she didn't get her work done, so she was in on the plan. Phyo found the syrup and started booking it to the bathroom. Halfway across the classroom, Karel ran in and exclaimed that it was the end of recess. Phyo ran back to the kitchen and put the syrup back. Narrowly escaping Mr.S's field of vision, Phyo made it into the girls bathroom. Yako was still in the bathroom, her coat on and holding two snowballs.
"Its the end of recess." Phyo panted, restraining from bursting into laughter.
"Crap....what do I do?" Yako asked, laughing. After a moment, Phyo suggested, "Put..them in the freezer?"
"Okay..but how do I get passed Mr.S?" Yako asked.
"I'll distract him. You run and put them in the freezer." Phyo responded. Yako nodded in agreement. Phyo went out of the bathroom and told Mr.S that she was sorry she said he had a frozen soul of ice. Yako quickly slipped past him and put the snowballs in the freezer.
Fast forward to the next day, today, second recess. Yako and Phyo slipped past Mr.S once again. they went into the kitchen and wrenched the frozen snowballs out of the freezer. Phyo hurriedly poured orange syrup onto Yako's snowball. Phyo decided that she wouldn't have hers. Sophia, who was also there again, put the snowball back in the freezer. Yako ran to the girls bathroom while Phyo put the syrup back.
Phyo ran to the bathroom to check on Yako. She was there, eating the snow cone. Except there was no cone....then recess ended and everyone filed into the girls bathroom to wash their hands. By now, the story had gone around and everyone was in on it. People came in, asking 'Did you actually do it?" "How was it?" Yako decided that she didn't want the snowcone anymore..so she threw the rest in the garbage to melt. The other snowball is still there, in the freezer. i hope nobody sees it.....THE END
(Note: Nobody's supposed to go inside on recess unless you need to go to the bathroom. And no one's supposed to touch ANYTHING in the kitchen. So, you see, the thing Yako and Phyo did was very courageous.)
And there you go, readers. The snowball story. Now I, &̶͕̯̬̙̦͍̳̝̤̙̘̭̜̦̠̳̝̣̌̎̆ͥͩ̄͌̊̐̈ͣ̐͑̀̚͝^̵̷̡͓̱̺̝̫̻̞͕̮̜̬͖͎͍̪̘͇́̆̍̌̌̏͟͝#ͩ̇ͩ͗̅̊̾̏͛̿ͬͣ͐̍̔̌ͮ҉̢͞҉͙̖̳̘͇̞̣0̍ͫͫ̊ͥͨ̄̽̊ͯ̍̽̃̔̍͒̉͏́͞҉̢̠, will leave. Until next time, nonexistent readers.
It was Monday, third recess. there was a lot of snow on the ground still from Sunday. Looking at the snow, Yako said, "I wish we could make snow cones..."
"Well, we had snow cone syrup in the kitchen." Phyo said. They looked at eachother, the exact same thought passing through their heads.
" Let's do it." Yako said, grinning. They sneaked passed the teacher, Mr.S, and into the shoe and coat area. "Okay, I'll go get the snow, you wait for me and find the syrup." Yako ordered to Phyo. Phyo agreed. After a couple minutes, Phyo went to go find Yako because it was taking too long. Apparently, it was hard to find clean snow, and Jackie was urging Yako not to do it. Since Mr.S was near the door, they sent Karel to distract him. Yako and Phyo slipped into the building again, unnoticed.
"Okay, we can't do it here. We'll do it in the girls bathroom." Phyo said to Yako. Yako headed to the girls bathroom while Phyo searched for the syrup. Sophia was inside for recess since she didn't get her work done, so she was in on the plan. Phyo found the syrup and started booking it to the bathroom. Halfway across the classroom, Karel ran in and exclaimed that it was the end of recess. Phyo ran back to the kitchen and put the syrup back. Narrowly escaping Mr.S's field of vision, Phyo made it into the girls bathroom. Yako was still in the bathroom, her coat on and holding two snowballs.
"Its the end of recess." Phyo panted, restraining from bursting into laughter.
"Crap....what do I do?" Yako asked, laughing. After a moment, Phyo suggested, "Put..them in the freezer?"
"Okay..but how do I get passed Mr.S?" Yako asked.
"I'll distract him. You run and put them in the freezer." Phyo responded. Yako nodded in agreement. Phyo went out of the bathroom and told Mr.S that she was sorry she said he had a frozen soul of ice. Yako quickly slipped past him and put the snowballs in the freezer.
Fast forward to the next day, today, second recess. Yako and Phyo slipped past Mr.S once again. they went into the kitchen and wrenched the frozen snowballs out of the freezer. Phyo hurriedly poured orange syrup onto Yako's snowball. Phyo decided that she wouldn't have hers. Sophia, who was also there again, put the snowball back in the freezer. Yako ran to the girls bathroom while Phyo put the syrup back.
Phyo ran to the bathroom to check on Yako. She was there, eating the snow cone. Except there was no cone....then recess ended and everyone filed into the girls bathroom to wash their hands. By now, the story had gone around and everyone was in on it. People came in, asking 'Did you actually do it?" "How was it?" Yako decided that she didn't want the snowcone anymore..so she threw the rest in the garbage to melt. The other snowball is still there, in the freezer. i hope nobody sees it.....THE END
(Note: Nobody's supposed to go inside on recess unless you need to go to the bathroom. And no one's supposed to touch ANYTHING in the kitchen. So, you see, the thing Yako and Phyo did was very courageous.)
And there you go, readers. The snowball story. Now I, &̶͕̯̬̙̦͍̳̝̤̙̘̭̜̦̠̳̝̣̌̎̆ͥͩ̄͌̊̐̈ͣ̐͑̀̚͝^̵̷̡͓̱̺̝̫̻̞͕̮̜̬͖͎͍̪̘͇́̆̍̌̌̏͟͝#ͩ̇ͩ͗̅̊̾̏͛̿ͬͣ͐̍̔̌ͮ҉̢͞҉͙̖̳̘͇̞̣0̍ͫͫ̊ͥͨ̄̽̊ͯ̍̽̃̔̍͒̉͏́͞҉̢̠, will leave. Until next time, nonexistent readers.
Saturday, January 25, 2014
Special: Lunatic Birthday
Today we are going to discuss Jackie's Lunatic Birthday, as a special. Here we go:
The 'victims' of the party were Yako, Finxy, Phyo, Timoya, and Karen. This is the first time we have mentioned Karen, allow me to introduce her. She is the second youngest in the school and is in second grade. She's pretty bossy even though no one takes her crap. The end of introduction. So...there was a lot of karaoke. A LOT. Most of the action takes place at night though, when everyone went to bed.... They all went to bed at 10. Everyone whispered back and forth for about half an hour. Yako and Phyo decided to stake it out since both of them weren't sleepy at all. They continued whispering after the others were trying to go to bed. Finxy then yelled at them to be quiet. They continued to communicate by wiggling their eyebrows at each other.
At about 11 only Jackie, Phyo, and Yako were awake. Yako reached into the couch cushions that were next to her and pulled out the sprinkles that she originally used to deal out like drugs to kids. Yes, those sprinkles. She and Phyo then decided that they'd put sprinkles on the face of whoever fell asleep first, even though half of the cast was already asleep. Jackie then yelled at them for even considering to do it.
A couple minutes later, there came a noise from the direction of Timoya's sleeping bag. She was sleep talking. It sounded close to words but not quite. She mumble/talked quite loudly, though. Not being quiet at all. Phyo, Yako, and Jackie then exchanged smirks and laughs. Timoya then proceeded to make loud smacking noises and chew loudly on her blanket or thumb the rest of the night. Reminder: She is in sixth grade.
The rest of the night was pretty much Yako standing up and walking around, asking Phyo whether or not to go get a piece of cake from t he fridge, or eyebrow wiggling....Until 1 AM. Phyo went to go to the bathroom. After returning, she found that she was the only one awake, even though Yako said she'd totally be the only one awake at last. Phyo cautiously climbed into her sleeping bag. After a few more minutes, Timoya started making loud smacking noises with her mouth again. Phyo sat up and looked at Timoya. Then Timoya exclaimed in her sleep 'The cat *random mumbling* is dead. *More mumbling* Dad! *Some more mumbling*.' Phyo slowly laid down, Slightly frightened.
At 4 in the morning, for some reason, everyone collectively woke up at the same time. They mumbled around, blinked at each other. yawning, they all agreed that they should go back to sleep. They all flopped into their sleeping bags.
At 6 in the morning, everybody woke up except Timoya. Once she was woken, Timoya was questioned if she had had any dreams or remembered talking. She said the didn't remember any of it or have a dream. Then, looking around, Timoya realized that somehow in the night she and Karen had somehow switched sleeping bags. They did not do this. They simply woke up with each other's sleeping bags. I was asked if I did it. I shook my head and continued to record the past events into my head like always.
They did more karaoke....but nothing else eventful really happened.
Well, readers, good evening. I, #͏̡̠̝͔͎̖͙̦͙̫̜̩̰͘^͝҉͔͈̻͉͎̩͙̭͈͈͕̩̞́*҉͘͏̜̺̰͉̥(̧͏̡̱̘̰̖̳̺̫^̛͓͍͎̻̕͞#̴̧̣̙̦͈͚͓̗̠͖̀͠%̴҉҉̻̝̟̖̲͠@̷̢̰̫̻̟͍̟ͅ , your host will now leave. Let's hope you survive until next time.
The 'victims' of the party were Yako, Finxy, Phyo, Timoya, and Karen. This is the first time we have mentioned Karen, allow me to introduce her. She is the second youngest in the school and is in second grade. She's pretty bossy even though no one takes her crap. The end of introduction. So...there was a lot of karaoke. A LOT. Most of the action takes place at night though, when everyone went to bed.... They all went to bed at 10. Everyone whispered back and forth for about half an hour. Yako and Phyo decided to stake it out since both of them weren't sleepy at all. They continued whispering after the others were trying to go to bed. Finxy then yelled at them to be quiet. They continued to communicate by wiggling their eyebrows at each other.
At about 11 only Jackie, Phyo, and Yako were awake. Yako reached into the couch cushions that were next to her and pulled out the sprinkles that she originally used to deal out like drugs to kids. Yes, those sprinkles. She and Phyo then decided that they'd put sprinkles on the face of whoever fell asleep first, even though half of the cast was already asleep. Jackie then yelled at them for even considering to do it.
A couple minutes later, there came a noise from the direction of Timoya's sleeping bag. She was sleep talking. It sounded close to words but not quite. She mumble/talked quite loudly, though. Not being quiet at all. Phyo, Yako, and Jackie then exchanged smirks and laughs. Timoya then proceeded to make loud smacking noises and chew loudly on her blanket or thumb the rest of the night. Reminder: She is in sixth grade.
The rest of the night was pretty much Yako standing up and walking around, asking Phyo whether or not to go get a piece of cake from t he fridge, or eyebrow wiggling....Until 1 AM. Phyo went to go to the bathroom. After returning, she found that she was the only one awake, even though Yako said she'd totally be the only one awake at last. Phyo cautiously climbed into her sleeping bag. After a few more minutes, Timoya started making loud smacking noises with her mouth again. Phyo sat up and looked at Timoya. Then Timoya exclaimed in her sleep 'The cat *random mumbling* is dead. *More mumbling* Dad! *Some more mumbling*.' Phyo slowly laid down, Slightly frightened.
At 4 in the morning, for some reason, everyone collectively woke up at the same time. They mumbled around, blinked at each other. yawning, they all agreed that they should go back to sleep. They all flopped into their sleeping bags.
At 6 in the morning, everybody woke up except Timoya. Once she was woken, Timoya was questioned if she had had any dreams or remembered talking. She said the didn't remember any of it or have a dream. Then, looking around, Timoya realized that somehow in the night she and Karen had somehow switched sleeping bags. They did not do this. They simply woke up with each other's sleeping bags. I was asked if I did it. I shook my head and continued to record the past events into my head like always.
They did more karaoke....but nothing else eventful really happened.
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Tuesday, January 21, 2014
Day....what now?
Hello my friends! It is me, your host, (̸̵̗̼͍̹̻͍͔̪̩͈͙͇̖̫̌̎̒ͩͩ̅̐̑ͦ̂ͯͮͧ͆̄ͥ̉ͦ̕͠͠&̴̴̛͇̦̭̠ͭ̂ͩ̌͛̋ͨ̀@̴̶̴̮͉̳͖ͯ́̈́̓̓̃͠#̸̤̩̪͎͖͈̰͕̱̜̂̍ͯ͑͌̓̿͜͡͞ͅ^̵̧̰͚̺̺̠̙̤̗͒͗̋̊͐ͤ̽̔̏ͫ͋̀͡*̸̵ͧͤ̃ͤ̀͐ͤ́͏̥̩͉̜̝͓͚̮̖̺̫͙̫̬͕͇͈̺̟͞(̡̛͓̝͚̰̠͚̣͉̳̬̩̠ͨ͛͗ͯ̀̆ͦͯͫͧ̓̔̿ͨͮ̓͊́̽͘͢ͅ^ͦ͒͗̈́ͦ͌̾ͩ͂͒҉̴͓͍̣͔̹̤͟͜͢%̨̙̲̮͎͚̞̯͓̝̃ͣͩͭͩ̄ͥ̽͘͠ . Today, we have two special news articles.
NEWS: First off, I have decided that I will not write on this blog everyday. I'm not that great at doing that sort of thing on a regular basis. Simply, whenever I feel like it. Sorry. And the news number two, for a special we will be doing, we are going to record Jackie's, who is in fifth grade, birthday party. I will be attending, so I will record the most humorous events. It should be hilarious.
Now to the main section which is pretty much a mashup off the past couple days:
While Famarii and Yako were studying for science, Famarii accidentally dropped Yako's quizzes with notes attached down a hole in the wall. The hole is about four feet deep and big enought to fit a small child down. Once when Timoya was in fifth grade, she went down the hole to retrieve Phyo's papers that she had accidentally dropped down it. Timoya, however, could not bend down and pick them up because the hole was too narrow. Timoya is a brave child and should be praise on her works.
The other day at lunch, fourth grader Shor, with a banana, looked at Phyo in the eyes and said, "how big is your banana?" Phyo only responded with the face of a peeled banana. This is Shor's first appearance. Let's have a big round of applause for her. I'm actually quite surprised because Shor does alot of odd things...
Yesterday at Lunch, Famarii announced that him and Yako are getting married. Yako had no consent in this. Phyo asked for details. Famarii began to explain the plan. Next year in July they'd move into Finxy's basement. Then in August they'd get married in Finxy's side yard. It sounds like a lovely wedding. I'm invited apparently. Then Phyo asked if there was going to be a baby. Famarii said not yet, but soon one would be coming. Phyo was deemed the the everything, the ultimate. AKA the godmother, the godfather, the grandma, the grandpa, the cousin, ect. Jackie was deemed as the baby. Yako refuses to the entire thing, but Famarii replied to the statement, "She'll accept. It'll just take a while."
In the past couple days at recess, most of the school acts live valley girls and have their own names.
Famarii: Makenzie
Phyo: Jessica
Timoya: Courtney
Jackie: Chelsea
Yako: Brian (The only guy for some reason)
Finxy: Joy
Shor: Isabella
Mia: Brittany
Now you know something you didn't intend on knowing.
Also at recess, the Pastor has been playing games with the children. The topic currently is Olympic sports. They did a bit of running, but now they're doing hammer throwing, using two giant, heavy balls attached to a rope. Judging by RLC's use of dangerous material, prepare for some Emergency Room stories. The only protection the children have if one child accidentally swings it into the crowd is...eachother. This is a hardcore sport here, ladies and gentlemen, buckle up your seat belts.
At lunch the other day, Famarii was peeling his banana and while doing so, just snapped off the top. He held it up to Phyo and said, "The struggle is real." Through bursts of laughter.
Today, Phyo went home from stomach pains and nausea. RIP Phyo, we will all miss you. Especially he who will not be named. Especially.
And that concludes our program for today. If you feel like it, nonexistent readers, leave a comment. Tell us your favorite character. Something. We're begging you. Or else....THEY will come. They will slither up your arms and enclose over your mouth. Cutting off your breathing completely. they reach into your mouth. Harvesting your vital organs. Be afraid nonexistent readers, be afraid.
NEWS: First off, I have decided that I will not write on this blog everyday. I'm not that great at doing that sort of thing on a regular basis. Simply, whenever I feel like it. Sorry. And the news number two, for a special we will be doing, we are going to record Jackie's, who is in fifth grade, birthday party. I will be attending, so I will record the most humorous events. It should be hilarious.
Now to the main section which is pretty much a mashup off the past couple days:
While Famarii and Yako were studying for science, Famarii accidentally dropped Yako's quizzes with notes attached down a hole in the wall. The hole is about four feet deep and big enought to fit a small child down. Once when Timoya was in fifth grade, she went down the hole to retrieve Phyo's papers that she had accidentally dropped down it. Timoya, however, could not bend down and pick them up because the hole was too narrow. Timoya is a brave child and should be praise on her works.
The other day at lunch, fourth grader Shor, with a banana, looked at Phyo in the eyes and said, "how big is your banana?" Phyo only responded with the face of a peeled banana. This is Shor's first appearance. Let's have a big round of applause for her. I'm actually quite surprised because Shor does alot of odd things...
Yesterday at Lunch, Famarii announced that him and Yako are getting married. Yako had no consent in this. Phyo asked for details. Famarii began to explain the plan. Next year in July they'd move into Finxy's basement. Then in August they'd get married in Finxy's side yard. It sounds like a lovely wedding. I'm invited apparently. Then Phyo asked if there was going to be a baby. Famarii said not yet, but soon one would be coming. Phyo was deemed the the everything, the ultimate. AKA the godmother, the godfather, the grandma, the grandpa, the cousin, ect. Jackie was deemed as the baby. Yako refuses to the entire thing, but Famarii replied to the statement, "She'll accept. It'll just take a while."
In the past couple days at recess, most of the school acts live valley girls and have their own names.
Famarii: Makenzie
Phyo: Jessica
Timoya: Courtney
Jackie: Chelsea
Yako: Brian (The only guy for some reason)
Finxy: Joy
Shor: Isabella
Mia: Brittany
Now you know something you didn't intend on knowing.
Also at recess, the Pastor has been playing games with the children. The topic currently is Olympic sports. They did a bit of running, but now they're doing hammer throwing, using two giant, heavy balls attached to a rope. Judging by RLC's use of dangerous material, prepare for some Emergency Room stories. The only protection the children have if one child accidentally swings it into the crowd is...eachother. This is a hardcore sport here, ladies and gentlemen, buckle up your seat belts.
At lunch the other day, Famarii was peeling his banana and while doing so, just snapped off the top. He held it up to Phyo and said, "The struggle is real." Through bursts of laughter.
Today, Phyo went home from stomach pains and nausea. RIP Phyo, we will all miss you. Especially he who will not be named. Especially.
And that concludes our program for today. If you feel like it, nonexistent readers, leave a comment. Tell us your favorite character. Something. We're begging you. Or else....THEY will come. They will slither up your arms and enclose over your mouth. Cutting off your breathing completely. they reach into your mouth. Harvesting your vital organs. Be afraid nonexistent readers, be afraid.
Tuesday, January 14, 2014
Day 3
So.....today...was uneventful. I don't know why but nothing happened...I-It was all just a whizzing, purple blur. I'm sorry to tell you this, but we may not have a day 3. All I remember is....sandwiches....lots and lots of sandwiches... well, that concludes day 3...I guess. Oh, and also, only three of our students are injured. Shor, Karen, and Sophia were the only ones. The rest are just...very...traumatized. Uhm...good-bye..and until next time...If you survive.
Day 2
Hello, and welcome to day 2 of surviving private school with lunatics. I am your host, (*^$#^&*.
Today's news: codename anonymous was back in school.....but it doesn't matter.
I have decided not to use 'codename' before every name. Its getting tiring.
To the main section:
Yako now is dealing out sprinkles to the children like drugs. She takes them to the shoe area where the teacher can't see her. Then she dumps some into the hands of the small child. The child then devours the only sugar they can get for the next couple hours. Its sad, really, what we have to come to these days.
Just before lunch, Famarii stared at Phyo and jammed his thumb into his other cupped hand. "Magic." He whispered. Phyo watched, only a bit phased. She had seen worse gestures.
At lunch, Yako brought out the sprinkles again. She dumped some on her rice and ate it, a dare from Jackie. She said it tasted fantastic.
Also during lunch, Timoya pulled out something from her lunchbox. Upon being asked what it is, she explained that, " I put sugar and butter on a corn tortilla." She ate some of it and immediately recoiled. "T-This tastes disgusting." Timoya admitted.
"Feed it to Karel!" Phyo suggested. Karel took up the offer and started eating the sugary corn tortilla. He said it was good....
During some point in Lunch, for some reason in which I don't know, about half of the kids in the school shouted, "Anarchy!" In response, Yako lifted up her leg into the air and proclaimed once more, "Anarchy!"
This concludes the main section.
Good bye and until next time, which depends. You may survive, you may not. No one can know for sure.All we know is that IT will claim more victims. No one is safe. And to those who don't survive IT, Rest peacefully in slumber.
Today's news: codename anonymous was back in school.....but it doesn't matter.
I have decided not to use 'codename' before every name. Its getting tiring.
To the main section:
Yako now is dealing out sprinkles to the children like drugs. She takes them to the shoe area where the teacher can't see her. Then she dumps some into the hands of the small child. The child then devours the only sugar they can get for the next couple hours. Its sad, really, what we have to come to these days.
Just before lunch, Famarii stared at Phyo and jammed his thumb into his other cupped hand. "Magic." He whispered. Phyo watched, only a bit phased. She had seen worse gestures.
At lunch, Yako brought out the sprinkles again. She dumped some on her rice and ate it, a dare from Jackie. She said it tasted fantastic.
Also during lunch, Timoya pulled out something from her lunchbox. Upon being asked what it is, she explained that, " I put sugar and butter on a corn tortilla." She ate some of it and immediately recoiled. "T-This tastes disgusting." Timoya admitted.
"Feed it to Karel!" Phyo suggested. Karel took up the offer and started eating the sugary corn tortilla. He said it was good....
During some point in Lunch, for some reason in which I don't know, about half of the kids in the school shouted, "Anarchy!" In response, Yako lifted up her leg into the air and proclaimed once more, "Anarchy!"
This concludes the main section.
Good bye and until next time, which depends. You may survive, you may not. No one can know for sure.All we know is that IT will claim more victims. No one is safe. And to those who don't survive IT, Rest peacefully in slumber.
Friday, January 10, 2014
Day 1
It is day 1 of Surviving Private School with Lunatics. We will start with the news: codename anonymous was sick today...but it really doesn't matter because there is nothing to say about him. And...that's it. No more news.
Now to start the main section:
The teacher was explaining to the Sixth and Eighth grade that "Physically damaging someone's body might not as damaging someone's...." He paused, waiting for someone to finish his sentence. codename Phyo whispered,
"Their kokoro?"codename Phyo then had to explain that it meant heart in Japanese and was used ironically.
At recess, codename Famarii said, "What if we had codenames and stuff?" fourth grader codename Karel proceeded to grab his inner thighs and dance, laughing maniacally . This is normal.
"First world anarchy!" eighth grader Sophia declared at lunch as she ate her twinkie with a knife and fork.
Still at lunch, sixth grader codename Famarii grabbed a knife and continued on to eat his pudding with it. When asked to explain, he simply stated, "Yolo." Or, because there were no plastic spoons left.
Fourth grader codename Finxy and Fifth grader Yako were talking about the weird crime scenes they had heard about. One came up about a pigeon who had, everyday, stolen only one bag of chips from a store.
"Why not just shoot it?" codename Yako suggested. Fifth grader codename Jackie objected.
"Because, you know..." Jackie reasoned, "The seagull could always pay for it..... with sand dollars." The entire class groaned.
It was 10 minutes to 3rd break, Sixth graders codename Phyo and Famarii were waiting anxiously. Phyo reading a book and Famarii drawing.
"You never know what'll happen." Famarii said, looking up from drawing, "Especially with all these...Dickie birds around." Phyo stared back. There were no Dickie birds. There are absolutely no Dickie birds where they were.
" You know, the dickie birds?" Famarii said earnestly. Phyo slowly shook her head.
"N-No...." Phyo responded, confused.
This concludes the main section. Here we will have the Thought Of The Day: What if you could fart from your bellybutton? Would it hurt?
Good-bye, until next time.
Now to start the main section:
The teacher was explaining to the Sixth and Eighth grade that "Physically damaging someone's body might not as damaging someone's...." He paused, waiting for someone to finish his sentence. codename Phyo whispered,
"Their kokoro?"codename Phyo then had to explain that it meant heart in Japanese and was used ironically.
At recess, codename Famarii said, "What if we had codenames and stuff?" fourth grader codename Karel proceeded to grab his inner thighs and dance, laughing maniacally . This is normal.
"First world anarchy!" eighth grader Sophia declared at lunch as she ate her twinkie with a knife and fork.
Still at lunch, sixth grader codename Famarii grabbed a knife and continued on to eat his pudding with it. When asked to explain, he simply stated, "Yolo." Or, because there were no plastic spoons left.
Fourth grader codename Finxy and Fifth grader Yako were talking about the weird crime scenes they had heard about. One came up about a pigeon who had, everyday, stolen only one bag of chips from a store.
"Why not just shoot it?" codename Yako suggested. Fifth grader codename Jackie objected.
"Because, you know..." Jackie reasoned, "The seagull could always pay for it..... with sand dollars." The entire class groaned.
It was 10 minutes to 3rd break, Sixth graders codename Phyo and Famarii were waiting anxiously. Phyo reading a book and Famarii drawing.
"You never know what'll happen." Famarii said, looking up from drawing, "Especially with all these...Dickie birds around." Phyo stared back. There were no Dickie birds. There are absolutely no Dickie birds where they were.
" You know, the dickie birds?" Famarii said earnestly. Phyo slowly shook her head.
"N-No...." Phyo responded, confused.
This concludes the main section. Here we will have the Thought Of The Day: What if you could fart from your bellybutton? Would it hurt?
Good-bye, until next time.
Thursday, January 9, 2014
Introduction
Twelve Desks,
Twelve Students,
One room,
One teacher,
This is RLS, a Private Lutheran School, whose students are Psychos, Lunatics, and Maniacs. We follow their daily (True) lives.
There are six grades,
Kindergarten, Second grade, fourth grade, Fifth grade, Sixth grade, and eighth grade.
In Kindergarten: codename Mia
In second grade: codename Karen
In fourth grade: codename Pants, Codename Finxy, Codename Shor, and Codename....you know what? we're not going to talk about him much, so, anonymous. Codename Anonymous.
In fifth grade: codename Yako and codename Jackie
In sixth grade: codename Timoya, Codename Phyo, and Codename Famarii
Eighth grade: Codename Sophia
Now that thats settled, shall we start?
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