Here we are, day 7, 9th story. It is I, your host, %̛̽̊̄ͫͣ̐ͣ͐͏̴͏̝͈͎̮̙̝̗̘̯̳͎&̵͎̞͙̪͑͋̂̾̽ͯ̄̚@̷̠̝̹̟̺͙̮͎͖̤̍͆͌ͪ́̋ͭ̀́́#̸̧̛̠̙͇͕͙̰̼̟̝͉͔̫̗̖ͨ̿͊̔͋̆͑̐̅ͭ̍̀͑͐̀͂̂ͩ͘ . I'm doing it a bit earlier than usual, because,well, its pretty boring being a supernatural celestial vaporized genderless being thats haunting a small private school. So I'll start off with the character descriptions and have a couple stories.
The third youngest student, Karel, is one of the three boys in the school. Karel is in fourth grade. If you pour a monkey, crack, a raccoon, a machete sugar, two eggs, and some hallucinogenic drugs into a pot, you get Karel. If anybody on the internet complains about something that people do, Karel probably does it. Aaaand thats pretty much it. Except for one thing....he is (probably) the only friend of codename anonymous. So since he is around anonymous all the time...there are some glitches in his system. But we don't talk about that. Never talk about that.
The fourth youngest student, Finxy, is also in fourth grade. She is the sweetest girl you will ever know. But one step on her bad side or you annoy her, she turns into a little nasty spitfire. NEVER get on Finxy's bad side. And no one does. EXCEPT Karen.....let's just say she gets a little needy and Finxy gets pissed....really pissed. The reason no one is on her bad side is because every one loves Finxy. Everyone is immediately on her side, whether the situation is against her. At least everyone but her sister, Timoya, who starts the argument in the first place. Another thing about Finxy, she is stick thin. I'm not kidding you, she is the epitome of skinny, but she's as healthy as anybody else. She must have majestic powers.
The fifth youngest student and sixth character, Shor, is the oldest of the fourth graders. Shor is clingy, bizarre, and all around a lunatic. Despite fitting into the lunatic mold, she is by far the most picked on student. Most of it influenced by the teacher, Mr.S, who picks on her the most. She mostly hangs around Timoya and Phyo because they're the only ones who notice Mr.S's cruelty and stand up for her. She is the sister to Famarii, and previous lunatic Buri. For some reason, Shor seems to be on the ground at least once a day. Maybe its her home. Maybe she originated from the ground. Who knows.
Now that thats done, we have the stories....which are only two.
During lunch, Phyo was eating her fruit. She held up a piece of papaya and exclaimed, "Wow, I have papaya!" Famarii quickly turned around.
"I love papaya." Famarii said eagerly.
"Well, its all mine." Phyo declared and but the papaya off of the fork, part of it falling off. Famarii dived to floor in 0.2 seconds and shoved the peace in his mouth. He let out a roar of victory as juice dripped down his chin. Phyo watched in amazement and awe.
During recess, not many people went out because it was raining. Yako and Timoya were playing baseball, Karel was in and out of the game. Jackie, Phyo, and Shor were watching. Famarii started coming towards them, hunched over, and screaming, "HARVEST! HARVEST!" In a raspy voice. Then he started clawing at them, still screaming. Phyo quickly held her hand out to Shor, "Shor, we need to square-dance." She said. Shor and Phyo started terribly square-dancing even though they didn't know how to. Famarii almost immediately screamed, "HARVEST!" and flopped into the middle of them. He then proceeded to beat Shor, screaming, "SQUARE-DANCE! SQUARE-DANCE!" Phyo pulled Famarii off of Shor and they ran away with Jackie trailing after. They then started square-dancing again. The cycle repeated five more times.
And here it ends. Right here. Good-bye. I leave now...no....NOW...wait..no I have to get on the next wave of conscious....And...oh, wait I missed that one...Okay...another one is coming...good-bye re
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