Saturday, January 25, 2014

Special: Lunatic Birthday

Today we are going to discuss Jackie's Lunatic Birthday, as a special. Here we go:
                The 'victims' of the party were Yako, Finxy, Phyo, Timoya, and Karen. This is the first time we have mentioned Karen, allow me to introduce her. She is the second youngest in the school and is in second grade. She's pretty bossy even though no one takes her crap. The end of introduction. So...there was a lot of karaoke. A LOT. Most of the action takes place at night though, when everyone went to bed.... They all went to  bed at 10. Everyone whispered back and forth for about half an hour. Yako and Phyo decided to stake it out since both of them weren't sleepy at all. They continued whispering after the others were trying to go to bed. Finxy then yelled at them to be quiet. They continued to communicate by wiggling their eyebrows at each other.
                At about 11 only Jackie, Phyo, and Yako were awake. Yako reached into the couch cushions that were next to her and pulled out the sprinkles that she originally used to deal out like drugs to kids. Yes, those sprinkles. She and Phyo then decided that they'd put sprinkles on the face of whoever fell asleep first, even though half of the cast was already asleep. Jackie then yelled at them for even considering to do it.
                A couple minutes later, there came a noise from the direction of Timoya's sleeping bag. She was sleep talking. It sounded close to words but not quite. She mumble/talked quite loudly, though. Not being quiet at all. Phyo, Yako, and Jackie then exchanged smirks and laughs. Timoya then proceeded to make loud smacking noises and chew loudly on her blanket or thumb the rest of the night. Reminder: She is in sixth grade.
             The rest of the night was pretty much Yako standing up and walking around, asking Phyo whether or not to go get a piece of cake from t he fridge, or eyebrow wiggling....Until 1 AM. Phyo went to go to the bathroom.  After returning, she found that she was the only one awake, even though Yako said she'd totally be the only one awake at last. Phyo cautiously climbed into her sleeping bag. After a few more minutes, Timoya started making loud smacking noises with her mouth again. Phyo sat up and looked at Timoya. Then Timoya exclaimed in her sleep 'The cat *random mumbling* is dead. *More mumbling* Dad! *Some more mumbling*.' Phyo slowly laid down, Slightly frightened.
              At 4 in the morning, for some reason, everyone collectively woke up at the same time. They mumbled around, blinked at each other. yawning, they all agreed that they should go back to sleep. They all flopped into their sleeping bags.
             At 6 in the morning, everybody woke up except Timoya. Once she was woken, Timoya was questioned if she had had any dreams or remembered talking. She said the didn't remember any of it or have a dream. Then, looking around, Timoya realized that somehow in the night she and Karen had somehow switched sleeping bags. They did not do this. They simply woke up with each other's sleeping bags. I was asked if I did it. I shook my head and continued to record the past events into my head like always.
             They did more karaoke....but nothing else eventful really happened.

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