Day....what now?

Hello my friends! It is me, your host, (̸̵̗̼͍̹̻͍͔̪̩͈͙͇̖̫̌̎̒ͩͩ̅̐̑ͦ̂ͯͮͧ͆̄ͥ̉ͦ̕͠͠&̴̴̛͇̦̭̠ͭ̂ͩ̌͛̋ͨ̀@̴̶̴̮͉̳͖ͯ́̈́̓̓̃͠#̸̤̩̪͎͖͈̰͕̱̜̂̍ͯ͑͌̓̿͜͡͞ͅ^̵̧̰͚̺̺̠̙̤̗͒͗̋̊͐ͤ̽̔̏ͫ͋̀͡*̸̵ͧͤ̃ͤ̀͐ͤ́͏̥̩͉̜̝͓͚̮̖̺̫͙̫̬͕͇͈̺̟͞(̡̛͓̝͚̰̠͚̣͉̳̬̩̠ͨ͛͗ͯ̀̆ͦͯͫͧ̓̔̿ͨͮ̓͊́̽͘͢ͅ^ͦ͒͗̈́ͦ͌̾ͩ͂͒҉̴͓͍̣͔̹̤͟͜͢%̨̙̲̮͎͚̞̯͓̝̃ͣͩͭͩ̄ͥ̽͘͠   . Today, we have two special news articles.


NEWS: First off, I have decided that I will not write on this blog everyday. I'm not that great at doing that sort of thing on a regular basis. Simply, whenever I feel like it. Sorry. And the news number two, for a special we will be doing, we are going to record Jackie's, who is in fifth grade, birthday party. I will be attending, so I will record the most humorous events. It should be hilarious.

Now to the main section which is pretty much a mashup off the past couple days:

                              While Famarii and Yako were studying for science, Famarii accidentally dropped Yako's quizzes with notes attached down a hole in the wall. The hole is about four feet deep and big enought to fit a small child down. Once when Timoya was in fifth grade, she went down the hole to retrieve Phyo's papers that she had  accidentally dropped down it. Timoya, however, could not bend down and pick them  up because the hole was too narrow. Timoya is a brave child and should be praise on her works.
                                The other day at lunch, fourth grader Shor, with a banana, looked at Phyo in the eyes and said, "how big is your banana?" Phyo only responded with the face of a peeled banana. This is Shor's first appearance. Let's have a big round of applause for her. I'm actually quite surprised because Shor does alot of odd things...
                                Yesterday at Lunch, Famarii announced that him and Yako are getting married. Yako had no consent in this. Phyo asked for details. Famarii began to explain the plan. Next year in July they'd move into Finxy's  basement. Then in August they'd get married in Finxy's side yard. It sounds like a lovely wedding. I'm invited apparently. Then Phyo asked if there was going to be a baby. Famarii said not yet, but soon one would be coming. Phyo was deemed the the everything, the ultimate. AKA the godmother, the godfather, the grandma, the grandpa, the cousin, ect. Jackie was deemed as the baby. Yako refuses to the entire thing, but Famarii replied to the statement, "She'll accept. It'll just take a while."
                               In the past couple days at recess, most of the school acts live valley girls and have their own names.
Famarii: Makenzie
Phyo: Jessica
Timoya: Courtney
Jackie: Chelsea
Yako: Brian (The only guy for some reason)
Finxy: Joy
Shor: Isabella
Mia: Brittany
Now you know something you didn't intend on knowing.
                             Also at recess, the Pastor has been playing games with the children. The topic currently is Olympic sports. They did a bit of running, but now they're doing hammer throwing, using two giant, heavy balls attached to a rope. Judging by RLC's use of dangerous material, prepare for some Emergency Room stories. The only protection the children have if one child accidentally swings it into the crowd is...eachother. This is a hardcore sport here, ladies and gentlemen, buckle up your seat belts.
                            At lunch the other day, Famarii was peeling his banana and while doing so, just snapped off the top. He held it up to Phyo and said, "The struggle is real." Through bursts of laughter.
                          Today, Phyo went home from stomach pains and nausea. RIP Phyo, we will all miss you. Especially he who will not be named. Especially.

And that concludes our program for today. If you feel like it, nonexistent  readers, leave a comment. Tell us your favorite character. Something. We're begging you. Or else....THEY will come. They will slither up your arms and enclose over your mouth. Cutting off your breathing completely. they reach into your mouth. Harvesting your vital organs. Be afraid nonexistent readers, be afraid.