Day 1

                            It is day 1 of Surviving Private School with Lunatics. We will start with the news: codename anonymous was sick today...but it really doesn't matter because there is nothing to say about him. And...that's it. No more news. 
                     Now to start the main section:
The teacher was explaining to the Sixth and Eighth grade that                                "Physically damaging someone's body might not as damaging someone's...." He paused, waiting for someone to finish his sentence. codename Phyo whispered, 
                  "Their kokoro?"codename Phyo then had to explain that it meant heart in Japanese and was used ironically. 
                       At recess, codename Famarii said, "What if we had codenames and stuff?" fourth grader codename Karel proceeded to grab his inner thighs and dance, laughing maniacally . This is normal.
                      "First world anarchy!" eighth grader Sophia declared at lunch as she ate her twinkie with a knife and fork. 
                     Still at lunch, sixth grader codename Famarii grabbed a knife and continued on to eat his pudding with it. When asked to explain, he simply stated, "Yolo." Or, because there were no plastic spoons left. 
                     Fourth grader codename Finxy and Fifth grader Yako were talking about the weird crime scenes they had heard about. One came up about a pigeon who had, everyday, stolen only one bag of chips from a store.
                  "Why not just shoot it?" codename Yako suggested. Fifth grader codename Jackie objected. 
                "Because, you know..." Jackie reasoned, "The seagull could always pay for it..... with sand dollars." The entire class groaned. 

                  It was 10 minutes to 3rd break, Sixth graders codename Phyo and Famarii were waiting anxiously. Phyo reading a book and Famarii drawing. 
                        "You never know what'll happen." Famarii said, looking up from drawing, "Especially with all these...Dickie birds around." Phyo stared back. There were no Dickie birds. There are absolutely no Dickie birds where they were.
                     " You know, the dickie birds?" Famarii said earnestly. Phyo slowly shook her head.
                    "N-No...." Phyo responded, confused.



This concludes the main section. Here we will have the Thought Of The Day: What if you could fart from your bellybutton? Would it hurt? 

Good-bye, until next time.