Here we are, day 7, 9th story. It is I, your host, %̛̽̊̄ͫͣ̐ͣ͐͏̴͏̝͈͎̮̙̝̗̘̯̳͎&̵͎̞͙̪͑͋̂̾̽ͯ̄̚@̷̠̝̹̟̺͙̮͎͖̤̍͆͌ͪ́̋ͭ̀́́#̸̧̛̠̙͇͕͙̰̼̟̝͉͔̫̗̖ͨ̿͊̔͋̆͑̐̅ͭ̍̀͑͐̀͂̂ͩ͘ . I'm doing it a bit earlier than usual, because,well, its pretty boring being a supernatural celestial vaporized genderless being thats haunting a small private school. So I'll start off with the character descriptions and have a couple stories.
The third youngest student, Karel, is one of the three boys in the school. Karel is in fourth grade. If you pour a monkey, crack, a raccoon, a machete sugar, two eggs, and some hallucinogenic drugs into a pot, you get Karel. If anybody on the internet complains about something that people do, Karel probably does it. Aaaand thats pretty much it. Except for one thing....he is (probably) the only friend of codename anonymous. So since he is around anonymous all the time...there are some glitches in his system. But we don't talk about that. Never talk about that.
The fourth youngest student, Finxy, is also in fourth grade. She is the sweetest girl you will ever know. But one step on her bad side or you annoy her, she turns into a little nasty spitfire. NEVER get on Finxy's bad side. And no one does. EXCEPT Karen.....let's just say she gets a little needy and Finxy gets pissed....really pissed. The reason no one is on her bad side is because every one loves Finxy. Everyone is immediately on her side, whether the situation is against her. At least everyone but her sister, Timoya, who starts the argument in the first place. Another thing about Finxy, she is stick thin. I'm not kidding you, she is the epitome of skinny, but she's as healthy as anybody else. She must have majestic powers.
The fifth youngest student and sixth character, Shor, is the oldest of the fourth graders. Shor is clingy, bizarre, and all around a lunatic. Despite fitting into the lunatic mold, she is by far the most picked on student. Most of it influenced by the teacher, Mr.S, who picks on her the most. She mostly hangs around Timoya and Phyo because they're the only ones who notice Mr.S's cruelty and stand up for her. She is the sister to Famarii, and previous lunatic Buri. For some reason, Shor seems to be on the ground at least once a day. Maybe its her home. Maybe she originated from the ground. Who knows.
Now that thats done, we have the stories....which are only two.
During lunch, Phyo was eating her fruit. She held up a piece of papaya and exclaimed, "Wow, I have papaya!" Famarii quickly turned around.
"I love papaya." Famarii said eagerly.
"Well, its all mine." Phyo declared and but the papaya off of the fork, part of it falling off. Famarii dived to floor in 0.2 seconds and shoved the peace in his mouth. He let out a roar of victory as juice dripped down his chin. Phyo watched in amazement and awe.
During recess, not many people went out because it was raining. Yako and Timoya were playing baseball, Karel was in and out of the game. Jackie, Phyo, and Shor were watching. Famarii started coming towards them, hunched over, and screaming, "HARVEST! HARVEST!" In a raspy voice. Then he started clawing at them, still screaming. Phyo quickly held her hand out to Shor, "Shor, we need to square-dance." She said. Shor and Phyo started terribly square-dancing even though they didn't know how to. Famarii almost immediately screamed, "HARVEST!" and flopped into the middle of them. He then proceeded to beat Shor, screaming, "SQUARE-DANCE! SQUARE-DANCE!" Phyo pulled Famarii off of Shor and they ran away with Jackie trailing after. They then started square-dancing again. The cycle repeated five more times.
And here it ends. Right here. Good-bye. I leave now...no....NOW...wait..no I have to get on the next wave of conscious....And...oh, wait I missed that one...Okay...another one is coming...good-bye re
Thursday, February 27, 2014
Tuesday, February 25, 2014
Day 6
Hello readers. It is not your host this time, its actually your host , #̷̘͈̞̦͙̞͚̲̋͑ͪ͊̓̂ͥͧ̎ͩ̍ͫ̑̂̚͡%̶̱̻͈̫͙͚͈̝͎̣͓̯̱̥͊͐̄̄ͥ͋ͦ̽̆̒ͭ̍̊̈́̾͗̽ͣ͐́̕͜ͅ&̨̮̮̗̫͓̭̻͇̫͕͇̙ͣͪ͑ͫ̿͗͒̕͜͞͡@̿̍̉͆͑̈ͭ̔ͫ̌͐ͩ̚͜҉͚̖̠͎͕͚̞̜̮̱̮̗̖̮̯͚͘͜͜ͅ , speaking.
At the School, Iowa Basics Tests were given out through the entirety of last week. Nothing really happened. Yako was sick for three days of it, but, nothing else. That is why I have decided to do a quick character description for each character. Three everyday. We will start with the teacher, the youngest, and the second youngest.
The teacher, Mr.S, is the in charge of all twelve children. All children are trying to push him into insanity, which is working. Mr.S is a bachelor living in a trailer behind the school. Because of his limited contact with people, he tells the children entire personal life. Like if he lost weight, if he got a new dishwasher, etc. On the topic of insanity, Mr.S has one thing that he says most often, "Sh-Sh-Sh". He says this sometimes when no one is even talking he'll say this. Some even have a theory that he says it in his sleep and throughout the day when everyone is gone from school. Phyo even made up a picture of him sitting in an abandoned school house, slumped over and quietly whispering, "Sh-Sh-Sh" over and over and occasionally telling the non-existent students to be quiet. This is normal and healthy for students express things like this.
The youngest student, Mia, is in Kindergarten. She is generally a happy-go-lucky six year old. Sometimes,she can be horrifying. Like laughing manically and repetitively saying 'mama'. She also calls everything cute. I'm not kidding, everything. She's quite stubborn when it comes to some things. Also, at least everyone is pretty sure, she has a crush on all three boys in the school. Amazing. For some reason, Mr.S doesn't seem to like her. Mia gets in trouble alot for really stupid reasons. She is, overall, a true lunatic.
The second youngest student, Karen, is in 2nd grade. Karen can sometimes be bossy, because being second most picked on students in RLS requires defense. She is probably the most normal student by far. The runner up would be Jackie, her sister. She constantly is attached to Finxy, who most of the time brushes her off. 'Being the youngest is the hardest job in a family' some say. This would apply. Even though she is not the youngest, Karen is dumped with all the bad parts of being the smallest, all the good parts left out and given to Mia. She is also supposed to be the teacher's pet, or just the one who misbehaves the least.
This concludes our day of RLS. Enjoy your lives while you can, and good night.
At the School, Iowa Basics Tests were given out through the entirety of last week. Nothing really happened. Yako was sick for three days of it, but, nothing else. That is why I have decided to do a quick character description for each character. Three everyday. We will start with the teacher, the youngest, and the second youngest.
The teacher, Mr.S, is the in charge of all twelve children. All children are trying to push him into insanity, which is working. Mr.S is a bachelor living in a trailer behind the school. Because of his limited contact with people, he tells the children entire personal life. Like if he lost weight, if he got a new dishwasher, etc. On the topic of insanity, Mr.S has one thing that he says most often, "Sh-Sh-Sh". He says this sometimes when no one is even talking he'll say this. Some even have a theory that he says it in his sleep and throughout the day when everyone is gone from school. Phyo even made up a picture of him sitting in an abandoned school house, slumped over and quietly whispering, "Sh-Sh-Sh" over and over and occasionally telling the non-existent students to be quiet. This is normal and healthy for students express things like this.
The youngest student, Mia, is in Kindergarten. She is generally a happy-go-lucky six year old. Sometimes,she can be horrifying. Like laughing manically and repetitively saying 'mama'. She also calls everything cute. I'm not kidding, everything. She's quite stubborn when it comes to some things. Also, at least everyone is pretty sure, she has a crush on all three boys in the school. Amazing. For some reason, Mr.S doesn't seem to like her. Mia gets in trouble alot for really stupid reasons. She is, overall, a true lunatic.
The second youngest student, Karen, is in 2nd grade. Karen can sometimes be bossy, because being second most picked on students in RLS requires defense. She is probably the most normal student by far. The runner up would be Jackie, her sister. She constantly is attached to Finxy, who most of the time brushes her off. 'Being the youngest is the hardest job in a family' some say. This would apply. Even though she is not the youngest, Karen is dumped with all the bad parts of being the smallest, all the good parts left out and given to Mia. She is also supposed to be the teacher's pet, or just the one who misbehaves the least.
This concludes our day of RLS. Enjoy your lives while you can, and good night.
Tuesday, February 11, 2014
Day...5? 6? five I think
Hello nonexistent readers. Its been a while since I've updated, but, I hope you'll forgive me. There has been one notable story though I will now tell you about. This is Yako and Phyo's snow cone adventure.
It was Monday, third recess. there was a lot of snow on the ground still from Sunday. Looking at the snow, Yako said, "I wish we could make snow cones..."
"Well, we had snow cone syrup in the kitchen." Phyo said. They looked at eachother, the exact same thought passing through their heads.
" Let's do it." Yako said, grinning. They sneaked passed the teacher, Mr.S, and into the shoe and coat area. "Okay, I'll go get the snow, you wait for me and find the syrup." Yako ordered to Phyo. Phyo agreed. After a couple minutes, Phyo went to go find Yako because it was taking too long. Apparently, it was hard to find clean snow, and Jackie was urging Yako not to do it. Since Mr.S was near the door, they sent Karel to distract him. Yako and Phyo slipped into the building again, unnoticed.
"Okay, we can't do it here. We'll do it in the girls bathroom." Phyo said to Yako. Yako headed to the girls bathroom while Phyo searched for the syrup. Sophia was inside for recess since she didn't get her work done, so she was in on the plan. Phyo found the syrup and started booking it to the bathroom. Halfway across the classroom, Karel ran in and exclaimed that it was the end of recess. Phyo ran back to the kitchen and put the syrup back. Narrowly escaping Mr.S's field of vision, Phyo made it into the girls bathroom. Yako was still in the bathroom, her coat on and holding two snowballs.
"Its the end of recess." Phyo panted, restraining from bursting into laughter.
"Crap....what do I do?" Yako asked, laughing. After a moment, Phyo suggested, "Put..them in the freezer?"
"Okay..but how do I get passed Mr.S?" Yako asked.
"I'll distract him. You run and put them in the freezer." Phyo responded. Yako nodded in agreement. Phyo went out of the bathroom and told Mr.S that she was sorry she said he had a frozen soul of ice. Yako quickly slipped past him and put the snowballs in the freezer.
Fast forward to the next day, today, second recess. Yako and Phyo slipped past Mr.S once again. they went into the kitchen and wrenched the frozen snowballs out of the freezer. Phyo hurriedly poured orange syrup onto Yako's snowball. Phyo decided that she wouldn't have hers. Sophia, who was also there again, put the snowball back in the freezer. Yako ran to the girls bathroom while Phyo put the syrup back.
Phyo ran to the bathroom to check on Yako. She was there, eating the snow cone. Except there was no cone....then recess ended and everyone filed into the girls bathroom to wash their hands. By now, the story had gone around and everyone was in on it. People came in, asking 'Did you actually do it?" "How was it?" Yako decided that she didn't want the snowcone anymore..so she threw the rest in the garbage to melt. The other snowball is still there, in the freezer. i hope nobody sees it.....THE END
(Note: Nobody's supposed to go inside on recess unless you need to go to the bathroom. And no one's supposed to touch ANYTHING in the kitchen. So, you see, the thing Yako and Phyo did was very courageous.)
And there you go, readers. The snowball story. Now I, &̶͕̯̬̙̦͍̳̝̤̙̘̭̜̦̠̳̝̣̌̎̆ͥͩ̄͌̊̐̈ͣ̐͑̀̚͝^̵̷̡͓̱̺̝̫̻̞͕̮̜̬͖͎͍̪̘͇́̆̍̌̌̏͟͝#ͩ̇ͩ͗̅̊̾̏͛̿ͬͣ͐̍̔̌ͮ҉̢͞҉͙̖̳̘͇̞̣0̍ͫͫ̊ͥͨ̄̽̊ͯ̍̽̃̔̍͒̉͏́͞҉̢̠, will leave. Until next time, nonexistent readers.
It was Monday, third recess. there was a lot of snow on the ground still from Sunday. Looking at the snow, Yako said, "I wish we could make snow cones..."
"Well, we had snow cone syrup in the kitchen." Phyo said. They looked at eachother, the exact same thought passing through their heads.
" Let's do it." Yako said, grinning. They sneaked passed the teacher, Mr.S, and into the shoe and coat area. "Okay, I'll go get the snow, you wait for me and find the syrup." Yako ordered to Phyo. Phyo agreed. After a couple minutes, Phyo went to go find Yako because it was taking too long. Apparently, it was hard to find clean snow, and Jackie was urging Yako not to do it. Since Mr.S was near the door, they sent Karel to distract him. Yako and Phyo slipped into the building again, unnoticed.
"Okay, we can't do it here. We'll do it in the girls bathroom." Phyo said to Yako. Yako headed to the girls bathroom while Phyo searched for the syrup. Sophia was inside for recess since she didn't get her work done, so she was in on the plan. Phyo found the syrup and started booking it to the bathroom. Halfway across the classroom, Karel ran in and exclaimed that it was the end of recess. Phyo ran back to the kitchen and put the syrup back. Narrowly escaping Mr.S's field of vision, Phyo made it into the girls bathroom. Yako was still in the bathroom, her coat on and holding two snowballs.
"Its the end of recess." Phyo panted, restraining from bursting into laughter.
"Crap....what do I do?" Yako asked, laughing. After a moment, Phyo suggested, "Put..them in the freezer?"
"Okay..but how do I get passed Mr.S?" Yako asked.
"I'll distract him. You run and put them in the freezer." Phyo responded. Yako nodded in agreement. Phyo went out of the bathroom and told Mr.S that she was sorry she said he had a frozen soul of ice. Yako quickly slipped past him and put the snowballs in the freezer.
Fast forward to the next day, today, second recess. Yako and Phyo slipped past Mr.S once again. they went into the kitchen and wrenched the frozen snowballs out of the freezer. Phyo hurriedly poured orange syrup onto Yako's snowball. Phyo decided that she wouldn't have hers. Sophia, who was also there again, put the snowball back in the freezer. Yako ran to the girls bathroom while Phyo put the syrup back.
Phyo ran to the bathroom to check on Yako. She was there, eating the snow cone. Except there was no cone....then recess ended and everyone filed into the girls bathroom to wash their hands. By now, the story had gone around and everyone was in on it. People came in, asking 'Did you actually do it?" "How was it?" Yako decided that she didn't want the snowcone anymore..so she threw the rest in the garbage to melt. The other snowball is still there, in the freezer. i hope nobody sees it.....THE END
(Note: Nobody's supposed to go inside on recess unless you need to go to the bathroom. And no one's supposed to touch ANYTHING in the kitchen. So, you see, the thing Yako and Phyo did was very courageous.)
And there you go, readers. The snowball story. Now I, &̶͕̯̬̙̦͍̳̝̤̙̘̭̜̦̠̳̝̣̌̎̆ͥͩ̄͌̊̐̈ͣ̐͑̀̚͝^̵̷̡͓̱̺̝̫̻̞͕̮̜̬͖͎͍̪̘͇́̆̍̌̌̏͟͝#ͩ̇ͩ͗̅̊̾̏͛̿ͬͣ͐̍̔̌ͮ҉̢͞҉͙̖̳̘͇̞̣0̍ͫͫ̊ͥͨ̄̽̊ͯ̍̽̃̔̍͒̉͏́͞҉̢̠, will leave. Until next time, nonexistent readers.
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