day 10...I..think

Hello children of the corn! Welcome to Private School Lunatics, it's now day 10! Wow, it's...not been that long really. I bet you were expecting a long, emotional speech. Well, you're not going to get one. Anyway, we'll do the characterizations now.



                               Our tenth character, youngest of the three sixth graders, is Timoya. She is actually really, really strict. But nice most of the time...sometimes...sometimes not....Anyway! She's also very adventurous. To describe her the best and possible way, she's like a football coach. Really strict and wants you to push your hardest, but also nice when she wants to be. You get the point. Also, Famarii had the biggest crush in the history of ever on Timoya on and off for like.....7 years...yeah..its good.And I'm pretty sure its still going on, but he doesn't like to admit it. Timoya really hates it when anyone talks about it though. You get punished.  


                              Our eleventh character, middle of the sixth graders, is Phyo. She is pretty much the epitome  of Luna Lovegood. With a little more crazy mixed in. And orange. She is the main matchmaker and single girl in the school. She is well seasoned in the ways of the internet.  She hangs with Shor and Timoya, finding ways to enjoy "the life".   She usually ends up waking up at 1 a.m and draws rather drowsily, not knowing what she picks up.  She, like many others on the plantation (also known as school)  absorbs the weirdness, and rather enjoys it.  She finds creative ways to get rid of Karen when necessary.



                              Our twelfth character, oldest of the sixth graders, is Famarii. You probably hear a lot about him because he's a friggin' jerk. Enough said. Okay, maybe not enough said. He hates Karen and his sister, Shor, no one really knows why. Despite being a jerk and hating people, Famarii is known for having a crush on every single girl in the school at one point. Except for Karen and Shor. Yako? Right now. Jackie? second grade was a weird time...Finxy? Also right now. You see, this is the phenomena of Famarii. By all means do not get caught up in it.

                            Stories for the day:

                            At recess, we are playing this game where we be our grown-up selves.  Here is who:

Finxy: 

Super-cool fashion model

Shor: 

Devious, yet disastrous chef that cuts off limbs and makes cupcakes out of them....

Karel:

Monkey zoo owner

Anonymous:

sketchy doctor?

Jackie:

Horse trainer by day/ Football quarterback by night

Yako:

Poet/writer and does stand-up comedy

Timoya:

Football coach

Phyo:

voice actor

Famarii:

Stand-up comedian/ baker

Sophia:

Gamestop worker

And then that's it....it's pretty weird if you ask me. 

                                  Story time! Gather around children! *cricket's chirping*

                                   So on Friday of last week, Phyo decided to sneak in some Arizona tea to school. They aren't allowed to bring anything but water, so you see the risk. She managed to get it by by putting it into a metal waterbottle so no one could tell what was inside. Once she got to school, she took a sip. Apparently, it had a metallic and slightly sour taste. Phyo reasoned with Sophia that, "If she drank enough of it, she'd get sick and be able to go home." So Phyo chugged the tea willingly, in search of the freedom she thirsted for. After about an hour, she started getting a stomach ache. It was working. In response, she drank more to worsen it so she could leave. (What has school brought children to do these days?) The stomach ache worsened, but not enough for her to leave. She stopped drinking it, because she figured that it was almost the end of the day and she maybe shouldn't do that to herself. Sophia then grabbed the bottle and chugged the Arizona and looked Phyo in the eye, saying, "The tea will bring you home." That is where we now get the phrase, "The tea will bring you home."