Special: Lunatic Birthday

Today we are going to discuss Jackie's Lunatic Birthday, as a special. Here we go:
                The 'victims' of the party were Yako, Finxy, Phyo, Timoya, and Karen. This is the first time we have mentioned Karen, allow me to introduce her. She is the second youngest in the school and is in second grade. She's pretty bossy even though no one takes her crap. The end of introduction. So...there was a lot of karaoke. A LOT. Most of the action takes place at night though, when everyone went to bed.... They all went to  bed at 10. Everyone whispered back and forth for about half an hour. Yako and Phyo decided to stake it out since both of them weren't sleepy at all. They continued whispering after the others were trying to go to bed. Finxy then yelled at them to be quiet. They continued to communicate by wiggling their eyebrows at each other.
                At about 11 only Jackie, Phyo, and Yako were awake. Yako reached into the couch cushions that were next to her and pulled out the sprinkles that she originally used to deal out like drugs to kids. Yes, those sprinkles. She and Phyo then decided that they'd put sprinkles on the face of whoever fell asleep first, even though half of the cast was already asleep. Jackie then yelled at them for even considering to do it.
                A couple minutes later, there came a noise from the direction of Timoya's sleeping bag. She was sleep talking. It sounded close to words but not quite. She mumble/talked quite loudly, though. Not being quiet at all. Phyo, Yako, and Jackie then exchanged smirks and laughs. Timoya then proceeded to make loud smacking noises and chew loudly on her blanket or thumb the rest of the night. Reminder: She is in sixth grade.
             The rest of the night was pretty much Yako standing up and walking around, asking Phyo whether or not to go get a piece of cake from t he fridge, or eyebrow wiggling....Until 1 AM. Phyo went to go to the bathroom.  After returning, she found that she was the only one awake, even though Yako said she'd totally be the only one awake at last. Phyo cautiously climbed into her sleeping bag. After a few more minutes, Timoya started making loud smacking noises with her mouth again. Phyo sat up and looked at Timoya. Then Timoya exclaimed in her sleep 'The cat *random mumbling* is dead. *More mumbling* Dad! *Some more mumbling*.' Phyo slowly laid down, Slightly frightened.
              At 4 in the morning, for some reason, everyone collectively woke up at the same time. They mumbled around, blinked at each other. yawning, they all agreed that they should go back to sleep. They all flopped into their sleeping bags.
             At 6 in the morning, everybody woke up except Timoya. Once she was woken, Timoya was questioned if she had had any dreams or remembered talking. She said the didn't remember any of it or have a dream. Then, looking around, Timoya realized that somehow in the night she and Karen had somehow switched sleeping bags. They did not do this. They simply woke up with each other's sleeping bags. I was asked if I did it. I shook my head and continued to record the past events into my head like always.
             They did more karaoke....but nothing else eventful really happened.

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Day....what now?

Hello my friends! It is me, your host, (̸̵̗̼͍̹̻͍͔̪̩͈͙͇̖̫̌̎̒ͩͩ̅̐̑ͦ̂ͯͮͧ͆̄ͥ̉ͦ̕͠͠&̴̴̛͇̦̭̠ͭ̂ͩ̌͛̋ͨ̀@̴̶̴̮͉̳͖ͯ́̈́̓̓̃͠#̸̤̩̪͎͖͈̰͕̱̜̂̍ͯ͑͌̓̿͜͡͞ͅ^̵̧̰͚̺̺̠̙̤̗͒͗̋̊͐ͤ̽̔̏ͫ͋̀͡*̸̵ͧͤ̃ͤ̀͐ͤ́͏̥̩͉̜̝͓͚̮̖̺̫͙̫̬͕͇͈̺̟͞(̡̛͓̝͚̰̠͚̣͉̳̬̩̠ͨ͛͗ͯ̀̆ͦͯͫͧ̓̔̿ͨͮ̓͊́̽͘͢ͅ^ͦ͒͗̈́ͦ͌̾ͩ͂͒҉̴͓͍̣͔̹̤͟͜͢%̨̙̲̮͎͚̞̯͓̝̃ͣͩͭͩ̄ͥ̽͘͠   . Today, we have two special news articles.


NEWS: First off, I have decided that I will not write on this blog everyday. I'm not that great at doing that sort of thing on a regular basis. Simply, whenever I feel like it. Sorry. And the news number two, for a special we will be doing, we are going to record Jackie's, who is in fifth grade, birthday party. I will be attending, so I will record the most humorous events. It should be hilarious.

Now to the main section which is pretty much a mashup off the past couple days:

                              While Famarii and Yako were studying for science, Famarii accidentally dropped Yako's quizzes with notes attached down a hole in the wall. The hole is about four feet deep and big enought to fit a small child down. Once when Timoya was in fifth grade, she went down the hole to retrieve Phyo's papers that she had  accidentally dropped down it. Timoya, however, could not bend down and pick them  up because the hole was too narrow. Timoya is a brave child and should be praise on her works.
                                The other day at lunch, fourth grader Shor, with a banana, looked at Phyo in the eyes and said, "how big is your banana?" Phyo only responded with the face of a peeled banana. This is Shor's first appearance. Let's have a big round of applause for her. I'm actually quite surprised because Shor does alot of odd things...
                                Yesterday at Lunch, Famarii announced that him and Yako are getting married. Yako had no consent in this. Phyo asked for details. Famarii began to explain the plan. Next year in July they'd move into Finxy's  basement. Then in August they'd get married in Finxy's side yard. It sounds like a lovely wedding. I'm invited apparently. Then Phyo asked if there was going to be a baby. Famarii said not yet, but soon one would be coming. Phyo was deemed the the everything, the ultimate. AKA the godmother, the godfather, the grandma, the grandpa, the cousin, ect. Jackie was deemed as the baby. Yako refuses to the entire thing, but Famarii replied to the statement, "She'll accept. It'll just take a while."
                               In the past couple days at recess, most of the school acts live valley girls and have their own names.
Famarii: Makenzie
Phyo: Jessica
Timoya: Courtney
Jackie: Chelsea
Yako: Brian (The only guy for some reason)
Finxy: Joy
Shor: Isabella
Mia: Brittany
Now you know something you didn't intend on knowing.
                             Also at recess, the Pastor has been playing games with the children. The topic currently is Olympic sports. They did a bit of running, but now they're doing hammer throwing, using two giant, heavy balls attached to a rope. Judging by RLC's use of dangerous material, prepare for some Emergency Room stories. The only protection the children have if one child accidentally swings it into the crowd is...eachother. This is a hardcore sport here, ladies and gentlemen, buckle up your seat belts.
                            At lunch the other day, Famarii was peeling his banana and while doing so, just snapped off the top. He held it up to Phyo and said, "The struggle is real." Through bursts of laughter.
                          Today, Phyo went home from stomach pains and nausea. RIP Phyo, we will all miss you. Especially he who will not be named. Especially.

And that concludes our program for today. If you feel like it, nonexistent  readers, leave a comment. Tell us your favorite character. Something. We're begging you. Or else....THEY will come. They will slither up your arms and enclose over your mouth. Cutting off your breathing completely. they reach into your mouth. Harvesting your vital organs. Be afraid nonexistent readers, be afraid.


                           

                               

Day 3

So.....today...was uneventful. I don't know why but nothing happened...I-It was all just a whizzing, purple blur. I'm sorry to tell you this, but we may not have a day 3. All I remember is....sandwiches....lots and lots of sandwiches... well, that concludes day 3...I guess. Oh, and also, only three of our students are injured. Shor, Karen, and Sophia were the only ones. The rest are just...very...traumatized. Uhm...good-bye..and until next time...If you survive.

Day 2

Hello, and welcome to day 2 of surviving private school with lunatics. I am your host, (*^$#^&*. 
Today's news: codename anonymous was back in school.....but it doesn't matter.
I have decided not to use 'codename' before every name. Its getting tiring. 

To the main section:
Yako now is dealing out sprinkles to the children like drugs. She takes them to the shoe area where the teacher can't see her. Then she dumps some into the hands of the small child. The child then devours the only sugar they can get for the next couple hours. Its sad, really, what we have to come to these days.
                Just before lunch, Famarii stared at Phyo and jammed his thumb into his other cupped hand. "Magic." He whispered. Phyo watched, only a bit phased. She had seen worse gestures. 
               At lunch, Yako brought out the sprinkles again. She dumped some on her rice and ate it, a dare from Jackie. She said it tasted fantastic.
              Also during lunch, Timoya pulled out something from her lunchbox. Upon being asked what it is, she explained that, " I put sugar and butter on a corn tortilla." She ate some of it and immediately recoiled. "T-This tastes disgusting." Timoya admitted. 
"Feed it to Karel!" Phyo suggested. Karel took up the offer and started eating the sugary corn tortilla. He said it was good....
           During some point in Lunch, for some reason in which I don't know, about half of the kids in the school shouted, "Anarchy!" In response, Yako lifted up her leg into the air and proclaimed once more, "Anarchy!"

This concludes the main section. 
Good bye and until next time, which depends. You may survive, you may not. No one can know for sure.All we know is that IT will claim more victims. No one is safe.  And to those who don't survive IT, Rest peacefully in slumber. 

Day 1

                            It is day 1 of Surviving Private School with Lunatics. We will start with the news: codename anonymous was sick today...but it really doesn't matter because there is nothing to say about him. And...that's it. No more news. 
                     Now to start the main section:
The teacher was explaining to the Sixth and Eighth grade that                                "Physically damaging someone's body might not as damaging someone's...." He paused, waiting for someone to finish his sentence. codename Phyo whispered, 
                  "Their kokoro?"codename Phyo then had to explain that it meant heart in Japanese and was used ironically. 
                       At recess, codename Famarii said, "What if we had codenames and stuff?" fourth grader codename Karel proceeded to grab his inner thighs and dance, laughing maniacally . This is normal.
                      "First world anarchy!" eighth grader Sophia declared at lunch as she ate her twinkie with a knife and fork. 
                     Still at lunch, sixth grader codename Famarii grabbed a knife and continued on to eat his pudding with it. When asked to explain, he simply stated, "Yolo." Or, because there were no plastic spoons left. 
                     Fourth grader codename Finxy and Fifth grader Yako were talking about the weird crime scenes they had heard about. One came up about a pigeon who had, everyday, stolen only one bag of chips from a store.
                  "Why not just shoot it?" codename Yako suggested. Fifth grader codename Jackie objected. 
                "Because, you know..." Jackie reasoned, "The seagull could always pay for it..... with sand dollars." The entire class groaned. 

                  It was 10 minutes to 3rd break, Sixth graders codename Phyo and Famarii were waiting anxiously. Phyo reading a book and Famarii drawing. 
                        "You never know what'll happen." Famarii said, looking up from drawing, "Especially with all these...Dickie birds around." Phyo stared back. There were no Dickie birds. There are absolutely no Dickie birds where they were.
                     " You know, the dickie birds?" Famarii said earnestly. Phyo slowly shook her head.
                    "N-No...." Phyo responded, confused.



This concludes the main section. Here we will have the Thought Of The Day: What if you could fart from your bellybutton? Would it hurt? 

Good-bye, until next time.
  
                     
                         



                         
                      

Introduction

Twelve Desks,

Twelve Students,

One room,

One teacher,

This is RLS, a Private Lutheran School, whose students are Psychos, Lunatics, and Maniacs. We follow their daily (True) lives.

There are six grades,

Kindergarten, Second grade, fourth grade, Fifth grade, Sixth grade, and eighth grade.

In Kindergarten: codename Mia

In second grade: codename Karen

In fourth grade: codename Pants, Codename Finxy, Codename Shor, and Codename....you know what? we're not going to talk about him much, so, anonymous. Codename Anonymous.

In fifth grade: codename Yako and codename Jackie

In sixth grade: codename Timoya, Codename Phyo, and Codename Famarii

Eighth grade: Codename Sophia

Now that thats settled, shall we start?