What is an end? Only a beginning

My dear and fellow readers.
The school had collapsed.
Timoya, Phinxie, and Mia are gone
The new kindergartener is gone.
Only eight remain.
You might think this is a coincidence.
No.
It's a hit list.
Who could be next?
With baited breath and sorrow we ask ourselves this question.
We only wait for the answer.
Dear readers
With this in mind
I tell you now
I will be signing off for the final time
the last time.
Until next time, readers....at least...If I make it.

The day of awakening

                    Due to recent and sadly disheartening news, I have emerged from the depths of hell to give you a couple updates.


First and most important news, the main family of redemption school will be leaving. This includes Timoya, Phinxy, and Mia. All are very very sad to hear that they will be leaving forever, but mildly interested in what comes to follow. The family will be replaced with a new one in a month or two, sooner if we're lucky. New students, and students leaving are in the upcoming chapters of this story unfolding. Stay tuned for updates

Phyo's shipping corner

Famarii is especially devastated by the family's exit. He has found a strange attachment to all of them. And the question still remains: after they leave, who will Famarii crush on now? Some people say long distance relationship, other say he'll move onto the next clan to come to the school, buts all up in the air.

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Meanwhile, our newest student, the kindergartener, has been deemed a name.....Mickie K. Mickie K has proved herself hazardous, more problematic the better. Phinxy has taken in Mickie K as her apprentice, but upon Phinxy's leave, Mickie K will choose another pier.


And there is your short update on recent affairs. I will now descend back into hell until something goes down.

The stricking up of school

Hello, readers, and welcome back to our log about Private School Lunatics! The beloved summer break is over and school has started up again.

New to the school is a Kindergartner, replacing Sophia. Sophia will be missed as a student, but all students are eager for the new Kindergartner.

But after a short week of school, they are more or less surprised by her behavior. She is by far the most rebellious student currently at RLS, attempting to run away multiple times, completely disobeying the teacher, and crawling around on the ground constantly. Most students are less disgusted and more intrigued and entertained by this new student. More on this later.

Today the lunatics Karel and Yako are returning from their trip, they have missed the first week of school, and that is why there is not much to report. School is quiet.

And until the next incident, readers, let's hope you stay alive that long at least.  

day of the dawn

Hello, it certainly has been a long time. It's now summer break, so I will cease to update. There might be a rare day upon which I might tell a few stories. Other than that, its hiatus time.

We'll start off with a characterization of  Sophia, who is the last one.


Sophia, the last and oldest of the lunatics, is in eighth grade. She is constantly trying to murder/hurt/brutally kill people. She does not succeed. She almost never, ever gets her work done and barely squeezed by graduating this year. But she graduated and we will dearly miss her.

Now for a story.....


So one day, Phyo, Mia, Yako, and Karel were hanging out by one of the fences. On the other side of the fences, lives some people and their two very, very angry dogs. Whenever anyone goes over there, they are always there, barking, trying to eat small children. So on this particular day, the dogs were still barking at the group, they ignored the dogs. After a while, Phyo and Yako bent down to look at the small, vicious dogs and asked them what their problem was. To this, they barked and clawed more angrily, as if they were demons from the underworld (which they actually are). Then, the owner of the two dogs came over to the fence when Yako and Phyo hadn't noticed.
                                      "YOU GET AWAY. YOU GET AWAY FROM THE FENCE!!" The old lady shouted. Phyo and Yako looked up, startled. "GET AWAY FROM THE FENCE AND STOP HARASSING MY NICE DOGS!! GO AWAY! GO!! GET AWAY FROM MY NICE DOGS!!"  To this Phyo, Yako, Mia, and Karel shuffled quickly away. Excuse me ma'me...but your dogs were harassing them.

But in other news...its...

                               PHYO'S SHIPPING CORNER

So this one is an old time favorite. Of everyone. Everyone likes this pairing. Except Timoya. It is....*drum roll* TimArii! Timoya and Famarii. Basically, Famarii has had a crush on Timoya for the last...8 years. Yeah. But sadly enough, he doesn't have the f-ing balls to do anything about it. C'mon. get a move on. Yako is obviously not budging anytime soon. On the other hand...Timoya hates the very mention of this. She gets very,very upset. In summary, Famarii needs to grow a pair and Timoya needs to open up.

Well, here ends out update, see you next time....or never again.

Day Of The Hairspray (or day 11, what's the difference...)

This is Jackie filling in for the author and I just got detangling spray down my back...  :|

Stories:

Today a RLS veteran (we will just call him Veteran) came by again today.  He seems to have something for the sixth grade.  Mr. S suggested that he could maybe help out.  Veteran said, "Like maybe helping the sixth grade with math."  Then Mr. S said that he should go and help Karen cut out egg cartons for a craft. After that he looked semi-disappointed. Timoya is believed to have a "thing" for this Veteran.  The second time he came, Timoya walked through the door and she said,"Oh, Veteran's here!!!"

Today in the car (ok let's get this straight cause I'm sayin' this once.  Jackie's mom drives Phyo and Karen to school on her way to work), Jackie and Phyo were leaning on Karen and Jackie's mom said,"Karen, why don't you just give Phyo a lip smackin'.  That will get 'er off." Then Karen was making smoochy noises and a semi-seduced face with the raised eyebrow. Jackie and Phyo quickly leaned to the other end of the car.  And then whispered to each other that this is goin' on the blog.

Future Story:

Tomorrow, Phyo is bringing fruit snacks in her lunch.  Then she will give one to Yako and say,"Chew this up and give it to Famaraii and give it to him to eat." So tomorrow get ready for the show. 

Oh and by the way, Timoya has been doing so to say "routines" on the monkey bars and get ready for ER stories.  

So stay tuned for the show.

Time for.....

Phyo's Shipping Corner!!☻

Hello and welcome to Phyo's shipping corner! *Quirky music plays* Today's ship is: YaMarii ! AKA Yako and Famarii! So basically, this ship is entirely one-sided. Famarii is constantly all over Yako and Yako is totally disturbed by it. Will Yako ever turn? That is the question. Sometimes Yako seems to give in a bit, so who knows, it might happen some time. Famarii really isn't a problem, since he's way too into Yako. Sometimes we wonder if Yako actually knows. Well, now she knows, since she's the only one who reads this. Congrats, Yako, Famarii is pursuing you.

This is your co-host and editor:

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Signing out for the day!!

Come back in......

will you live that long?

day 10...I..think

Hello children of the corn! Welcome to Private School Lunatics, it's now day 10! Wow, it's...not been that long really. I bet you were expecting a long, emotional speech. Well, you're not going to get one. Anyway, we'll do the characterizations now.



                               Our tenth character, youngest of the three sixth graders, is Timoya. She is actually really, really strict. But nice most of the time...sometimes...sometimes not....Anyway! She's also very adventurous. To describe her the best and possible way, she's like a football coach. Really strict and wants you to push your hardest, but also nice when she wants to be. You get the point. Also, Famarii had the biggest crush in the history of ever on Timoya on and off for like.....7 years...yeah..its good.And I'm pretty sure its still going on, but he doesn't like to admit it. Timoya really hates it when anyone talks about it though. You get punished.  


                              Our eleventh character, middle of the sixth graders, is Phyo. She is pretty much the epitome  of Luna Lovegood. With a little more crazy mixed in. And orange. She is the main matchmaker and single girl in the school. She is well seasoned in the ways of the internet.  She hangs with Shor and Timoya, finding ways to enjoy "the life".   She usually ends up waking up at 1 a.m and draws rather drowsily, not knowing what she picks up.  She, like many others on the plantation (also known as school)  absorbs the weirdness, and rather enjoys it.  She finds creative ways to get rid of Karen when necessary.



                              Our twelfth character, oldest of the sixth graders, is Famarii. You probably hear a lot about him because he's a friggin' jerk. Enough said. Okay, maybe not enough said. He hates Karen and his sister, Shor, no one really knows why. Despite being a jerk and hating people, Famarii is known for having a crush on every single girl in the school at one point. Except for Karen and Shor. Yako? Right now. Jackie? second grade was a weird time...Finxy? Also right now. You see, this is the phenomena of Famarii. By all means do not get caught up in it.

                            Stories for the day:

                            At recess, we are playing this game where we be our grown-up selves.  Here is who:

Finxy: 

Super-cool fashion model

Shor: 

Devious, yet disastrous chef that cuts off limbs and makes cupcakes out of them....

Karel:

Monkey zoo owner

Anonymous:

sketchy doctor?

Jackie:

Horse trainer by day/ Football quarterback by night

Yako:

Poet/writer and does stand-up comedy

Timoya:

Football coach

Phyo:

voice actor

Famarii:

Stand-up comedian/ baker

Sophia:

Gamestop worker

And then that's it....it's pretty weird if you ask me. 

                                  Story time! Gather around children! *cricket's chirping*

                                   So on Friday of last week, Phyo decided to sneak in some Arizona tea to school. They aren't allowed to bring anything but water, so you see the risk. She managed to get it by by putting it into a metal waterbottle so no one could tell what was inside. Once she got to school, she took a sip. Apparently, it had a metallic and slightly sour taste. Phyo reasoned with Sophia that, "If she drank enough of it, she'd get sick and be able to go home." So Phyo chugged the tea willingly, in search of the freedom she thirsted for. After about an hour, she started getting a stomach ache. It was working. In response, she drank more to worsen it so she could leave. (What has school brought children to do these days?) The stomach ache worsened, but not enough for her to leave. She stopped drinking it, because she figured that it was almost the end of the day and she maybe shouldn't do that to herself. Sophia then grabbed the bottle and chugged the Arizona and looked Phyo in the eye, saying, "The tea will bring you home." That is where we now get the phrase, "The tea will bring you home."

The Private school Tuesday special

Today, as a special, we will have pictures of everyone in the school. We'll go youngest to oldest.

Mia:
 
Karen:

Karel:

Finxy:

Shor:

Anonymous:

Jackie:

Yako:

Timoya:

Famarii:

Phyo:

Sophia:

Mr.S:


Thanks to Yako and Jackie for taking the pictures of everyone! Thanks guys c: